Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: I still have a whole MONTH before I have to show any results!

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I think I'm going to use my medical industry connections to get a spray-on tan first, just so the whiteness of my torso doesn't overload the photon gun in the re-purposed Gravitar monitor you use to browse the internet, sending shards of glass and Gravitar overlay directly into your eyes.[/quote]