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An earlier AIM log with Okk. ^_^
[quote name="Jhoh Cause..... 2"](1:22:15 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I just watched that Ridley video (1:22:32 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Horay. ^_^ (1:22:43 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: It looked pretty great for a while (1:22:58 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I even liked Samus' little PTSD flashback (1:23:38 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: but when Ridley grabbed her up and she started screaming like a little girl and all her clothes flew off and blackguy started cracking wise, they completely lost me. (1:24:07 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: As soon as she was standing there like a retard with Ridley in front of her it was over for me. (1:24:40 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I like the idea of Samus being terrified of something (1:24:54 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: but Samus is the kind of lady who gets shit done, no matter how scared she is. (1:25:31 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Why would she be terrified of the same enemy she's been fighting for like 3 previous games anyway. (1:25:35 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's just a bunch of hack writing. (1:25:51 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I figured it was some kind of remake (1:26:00 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: or prequel (1:26:04 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY?" (1:26:06 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: that was awful (1:26:24 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: that's like if you're a Japanese guy and Godzilla is attacking your city, and you yell, "HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?!" (1:26:25 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It takes place in between Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion. :( (1:26:34 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: oh :( (1:26:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yeah. :( (1:27:05 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: so yeah she's kicked the shit out of Ridley twice before already. (1:27:22 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: but then, the Ridley battle in Super Metroid was fuckin hard (1:27:30 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I'd probably be scared to fight him again (1:28:29 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I heard somewhere that Ridley is not a unique being, and is just one member of an entire race of giant demonic pterodactyls. (1:29:49 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So maybe it's just a different Ridley. ^_^ (1:29:56 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Except why would she give a shit that it murdered her parents? (1:29:59 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: ONE OR THE OTHER OR WHATEVER (1:31:00 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I knew that they were going to ruin Samus when I saw the first commercials for this other game. (1:31:01 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TA ME (1:31:11 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I mean for Other M. (1:31:22 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It looked like they were going to do her backstory. (1:31:28 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: This is the game that has everything................. all wrong. (1:31:33 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I was worried about it myself (1:31:40 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It looks like they were going to do her backstory, but not even do it right. (1:31:54 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: Samus having a backstory is fine (1:31:59 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Basically they were going to make her a pussy. (1:32:08 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yeah I don't care if she has a backstory or her family was killed by Ridley. (1:32:22 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: but the critical element to maintain is that she is the strong, silent type. (1:32:31 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I just care if they don't do those stupid Japanese tropes where the character stands paralyzed in fear way beyond the point where they could be killed, but the enemy also doesn't kill them. (1:32:40 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Basically the heros are incompetent for the sake of drama. (1:32:54 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's the exact reason why Star Trek Voyager was the worst Star Trek show, because the characters were incompetent. (1:32:57 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: oh you're just being racist again (1:33:02 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: No I've seen anime. (1:33:13 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It happens in pretty much every anime. (1:33:25 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: JHOH'S A RACIST (1:33:31 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And the Gamera movies, and Godzilla. (1:38:17 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: anyway yeah, Samus having a little PTSD episode I'm fine with, but she wouldn't let something like that get in the way of her work (1:38:37 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: If Ridley grabbed her up, she'd immediately unload a clip of super missiles into his abdomen (1:39:05 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: and she sure wouldn't scream like a junior high girl on a rollercoaster and need to be rescued by some cottonpicking coon (1:39:09 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: while all her clothes fly off (1:40:16 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I'd say before Ridley could even grab her she'd be blasting. (1:40:20 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: The real Samus anyway. (1:40:36 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: what the REAL Samus would do is she would save that black guys life no less than five times, beat the shit out of Ridley, and then be all like "uh okay see you later" and then go home and masturbate in the shower. (1:40:36 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: This is not the real Samus, it's just a lame imitation. (1:40:41 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yes. (1:40:46 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: She would use the cannon to masturbate. (1:40:57 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: that's how hardcore she is (1:42:15 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And it would only give her one orgasm. (1:42:22 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Because she only wishes to have one orgasm. (1:42:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Instead of a hundred like she could have if she wanted to turn the cannon up that much. (1:42:47 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: exactly (1:43:05 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's like American Beauty. (1:43:11 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Where's the fuckin man? There's no man there. (1:43:18 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: When he sees her tits he almost throws up and covers her with a blanket. (1:43:27 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I FORGOT I LOVE MEN AND THEIR ASSES I HATE VAGINAS THEY'RE DISGUSTING (1:43:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: This fuckin bunch of cum through a projector. (1:43:54 PM) <font color="orange"><b>UMM OKK</b></font>: I'm afraid I don't follor your comparison :( (1:43:59 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: :([/quote]