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| An earlier AIM log with Okk. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/01/2010, 7:04pm PDT | ||||
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| (1:22:15 PM) UMM OKK: I just watched that Ridley video
(1:22:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Horay. ^_^ (1:22:43 PM) UMM OKK: It looked pretty great for a while (1:22:58 PM) UMM OKK: I even liked Samus' little PTSD flashback (1:23:38 PM) UMM OKK: but when Ridley grabbed her up and she started screaming like a little girl and all her clothes flew off and blackguy started cracking wise, they completely lost me. (1:24:07 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: As soon as she was standing there like a retard with Ridley in front of her it was over for me. (1:24:40 PM) UMM OKK: I like the idea of Samus being terrified of something (1:24:54 PM) UMM OKK: but Samus is the kind of lady who gets shit done, no matter how scared she is. (1:25:31 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Why would she be terrified of the same enemy she's been fighting for like 3 previous games anyway. (1:25:35 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's just a bunch of hack writing. (1:25:51 PM) UMM OKK: I figured it was some kind of remake (1:26:00 PM) UMM OKK: or prequel (1:26:04 PM) UMM OKK: "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY?" (1:26:06 PM) UMM OKK: that was awful (1:26:24 PM) UMM OKK: that's like if you're a Japanese guy and Godzilla is attacking your city, and you yell, "HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?!" (1:26:25 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It takes place in between Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion. :( (1:26:34 PM) UMM OKK: oh :( (1:26:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yeah. :( (1:27:05 PM) UMM OKK: so yeah she's kicked the shit out of Ridley twice before already. (1:27:22 PM) UMM OKK: but then, the Ridley battle in Super Metroid was fuckin hard (1:27:30 PM) UMM OKK: I'd probably be scared to fight him again (1:28:29 PM) UMM OKK: I heard somewhere that Ridley is not a unique being, and is just one member of an entire race of giant demonic pterodactyls. (1:29:49 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So maybe it's just a different Ridley. ^_^ (1:29:56 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Except why would she give a shit that it murdered her parents? (1:29:59 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: ONE OR THE OTHER OR WHATEVER (1:31:00 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I knew that they were going to ruin Samus when I saw the first commercials for this other game. (1:31:01 PM) UMM OKK: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TA ME (1:31:11 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I mean for Other M. (1:31:22 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It looked like they were going to do her backstory. (1:31:28 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This is the game that has everything................. all wrong. (1:31:33 PM) UMM OKK: I was worried about it myself (1:31:40 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It looks like they were going to do her backstory, but not even do it right. (1:31:54 PM) UMM OKK: Samus having a backstory is fine (1:31:59 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Basically they were going to make her a pussy. (1:32:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yeah I don't care if she has a backstory or her family was killed by Ridley. (1:32:22 PM) UMM OKK: but the critical element to maintain is that she is the strong, silent type. (1:32:31 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I just care if they don't do those stupid Japanese tropes where the character stands paralyzed in fear way beyond the point where they could be killed, but the enemy also doesn't kill them. (1:32:40 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Basically the heros are incompetent for the sake of drama. (1:32:54 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's the exact reason why Star Trek Voyager was the worst Star Trek show, because the characters were incompetent. (1:32:57 PM) UMM OKK: oh you're just being racist again (1:33:02 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: No I've seen anime. (1:33:13 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It happens in pretty much every anime. (1:33:25 PM) UMM OKK: JHOH'S A RACIST (1:33:31 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And the Gamera movies, and Godzilla. (1:38:17 PM) UMM OKK: anyway yeah, Samus having a little PTSD episode I'm fine with, but she wouldn't let something like that get in the way of her work (1:38:37 PM) UMM OKK: If Ridley grabbed her up, she'd immediately unload a clip of super missiles into his abdomen (1:39:05 PM) UMM OKK: and she sure wouldn't scream like a junior high girl on a rollercoaster and need to be rescued by some cottonpicking coon (1:39:09 PM) UMM OKK: while all her clothes fly off (1:40:16 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I'd say before Ridley could even grab her she'd be blasting. (1:40:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The real Samus anyway. (1:40:36 PM) UMM OKK: what the REAL Samus would do is she would save that black guys life no less than five times, beat the shit out of Ridley, and then be all like "uh okay see you later" and then go home and masturbate in the shower. (1:40:36 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This is not the real Samus, it's just a lame imitation. (1:40:41 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yes. (1:40:46 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: She would use the cannon to masturbate. (1:40:57 PM) UMM OKK: that's how hardcore she is (1:42:15 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And it would only give her one orgasm. (1:42:22 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Because she only wishes to have one orgasm. (1:42:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Instead of a hundred like she could have if she wanted to turn the cannon up that much. (1:42:47 PM) UMM OKK: exactly (1:43:05 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's like American Beauty. (1:43:11 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Where's the fuckin man? There's no man there. (1:43:18 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: When he sees her tits he almost throws up and covers her with a blanket. (1:43:27 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I FORGOT I LOVE MEN AND THEIR ASSES I HATE VAGINAS THEY'RE DISGUSTING (1:43:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This fuckin bunch of cum through a projector. (1:43:54 PM) UMM OKK: I'm afraid I don't follor your comparison :( (1:43:59 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: :( |
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