Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: Segway company owner drives a Segway off a cliff and dies.

[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Jhoh Cause..... 2"]<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39377851/ns/world_news-europe/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39377851/ns/world_news-europe/</a>[/quote] This has provided amusement for me all day today. 30 feet is a pretty long way, but not necessarily fatal. But falling with a 700 pound piece of shit segway is probably fatal 100% of the time, especially if it lands on you. And if you're old. And stupid. I like to imagine that he also had a scheming stepson who was trying to figure out a way to off the old man when this happened. HIGH FIVE, STEPSON.[/quote]