Caltrops - Dwarf Fortress





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]My gal has community laundry where she lives. I haven't had the pleasure since college, so I forgot about how awful people are in that context. There's signs asking people to give 15 minutes after a load finishes before removing the wet clothes of another. (Or the dry ones? I don't know.) So naturally, the night before a trip, the laundry machines are HOPPING and because people are terrible you have to keep track of when a load is finished and then add time. She gives the person closest to finishing 20 minutes and then heads down to the laundry room, while I remain doing whatever the fuck it was I was doing. The instant she goes to move the clothes, the stupid bitch whose stuff it was enters and screams, "ARE YOU FUCKING <i>KIDDING</i> ME?" My gal apologized instead of breaking that cunt's face in two because she is a good person, probably too good. A laundry thief sounds even worse and not only do I hope you identify him or her, but I hope we can get this sick filth's photo on Caltrops. (If I can get a picture of the bitch in my story, I will do that as well.) I would like to move an arcade machine into the laundry room where she lives, but I guess it couldn't be a cocktail-style one, as it being a table for the wet clothes of monsters would quickly short it out. This looks like a job for Gyruss. Oh -- <a href="http://forums.arcade-museum.com/showthread.php?t=191692">too much laundry isn't a problem when people go to the California Extreme Arcade Convention. </a> the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote]