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[quote name="Zseni"]Creexul's stalker is from Russia! Which made me think: hm, maybe what Caltrops really needs is to be the first game review site with a wife. What do you think about <a href="http://www.russian-women.net/ladies/ey7112.shtml">Yana</a>? I know what you're going to say: she's a little old. But she looks like she was imported directly from 1953 and I think she could beat the shit out of me and I'd love it. God, what a face! How statuesque! Who wants to spring for the bondage gear? She's a Sagittarius, knows a little about accounting and a little about Italian (sup there Euro Caltropsians?) and I think she's into group sex. Plus, she loves pets, extreme sports, and cleanliness - perfect for whip-flicking trolls into shape and monitoring the forums for porn. She wants someone serious and sympathetic who loves children. That's Caltrops to a C! It's probably important to her because she comes with a male child, 8-year-old Alexander, who will sell for enough on the black market to pay for NIC registration, site hosting, and bandwidth surprises for years to come. Whaddaya say, guys?[/quote]