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| Bride Of Caltrops by Zseni 08/05/2004, 3:27pm PDT | ||||
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| Creexul's stalker is from Russia! Which made me think: hm, maybe what Caltrops really needs is to be the first game review site with a wife.
What do you think about Yana? I know what you're going to say: she's a little old. But she looks like she was imported directly from 1953 and I think she could beat the shit out of me and I'd love it. God, what a face! How statuesque! Who wants to spring for the bondage gear? She's a Sagittarius, knows a little about accounting and a little about Italian (sup there Euro Caltropsians?) and I think she's into group sex. Plus, she loves pets, extreme sports, and cleanliness - perfect for whip-flicking trolls into shape and monitoring the forums for porn. She wants someone serious and sympathetic who loves children. That's Caltrops to a C! It's probably important to her because she comes with a male child, 8-year-old Alexander, who will sell for enough on the black market to pay for NIC registration, site hosting, and bandwidth surprises for years to come. Whaddaya say, guys? |
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Bride Of Caltrops by 08/05/2004, 3:27pm PDT  but she needs every letter of English translated by 08/05/2004, 3:41pm PDT A,E,O,K,M,T are the same in both. ME EMOTE MEME TO TAME A MEEK MATE NT by 08/05/2004, 4:18pm PDT Re: but she needs every letter of English translated by 08/05/2004, 6:08pm PDT Re: but she needs every letter of English translated by 08/05/2004, 7:46pm PDT Re: but she needs every letter of English translated by 08/05/2004, 10:46pm PDT Re: but she needs every letter of English translated by 08/05/2004, 11:07pm PDT Re: but she needs every letter of English translated by 08/06/2004, 12:01am PDT I am bride of... website. There is sex, but no love. Is very Russian, I think. NT by 08/06/2004, 12:22am PDT If she gets the Betty Page hairdo, I'm in NT by 08/06/2004, 7:44am PDT I'm good at looking at women. by 08/07/2004, 5:10pm PDT Re: I'm good at looking at women. by 08/08/2004, 10:14am PDT |
