Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Here's a dumb random story

[quote name="laudablepuss"]It's slow this time of year, as you might imagine. Also, I work in a large crappy office/storage room with two other people. It has a window, that is obstructed by shit, and that only leads out to an interior hallway anyway. [discussion of xbox, kinect, and enchiladas WHEN SUDDENLY . . . ] (3:38:21 PM) Me: We have a half-assed retard nerf fight down here at the moment (3:38:56 PM) My friend: you and [coworker]? (3:39:00 PM) My friend: sad (3:39:21 PM) Me: No, except now yes he just shot me. He spent 5 minutes figuring out how to make the gun work, him and [second coworker]. They're mostly throwing darts because they're stupid. (3:39:27 PM) Me: OMG FAT RICK IS HERE (3:39:35 PM) My friend: lol (3:39:37 PM) Me: *dies of too much excitement* (3:39:43 PM) My friend: who's that (3:39:49 PM) Me: Security guard guy (3:40:10 PM) My friend: mmm nice (3:40:10 PM) My friend: jk (3:41:03 PM) Me: Yeah the girls love him. [This cuz my friend is a girl.] (3:41:15 PM) My friend: all of them While the fat security guard was here to talk to [coworker] about his bullshit imaginary PC problem, I threw a dart at [second coworker]. It was a zinger that narrowly missed his eyeball. He said, "Hey, why am I the target now?" I replied that [coworker] had really good cover at the moment. HAHA yeah that was probably mean. :([/quote]