Caltrops - Gamerasutra





	[quote name="Rafiki"]So I'm some guy and there's this other NPC and he tells me to follow him, and then some glitchy pathfinding later he leisurely strolls up to a 10 story dragon that blows hot loads of fire in his face and then flies away. Then I randomly summon 2 people from the void. Then we're all running through some ruins and are attacked by some stuff and then some other guys open a gate and that makes them really winded so they don't help out. Then we're attacked by a chimera and I don't really know the controls yet so I kind of confusedly climb all over it until it dies. Then there's a cutscene of a dragon falling out of the sky and then it eats some seagulls and flies into town. Then I'm some other guy and I'm walking through town and I wave to my girlfriend and then the dragon shows up and starts killing people. So I grab a sword and start climbing all over it but the camera bugs out and I can't figure out how to get on top of it. Then it knocks me on the ground and blows my chest open and eats my heart. Then I wake up and pick a class. Then my girlfriend isn't really my girlfriend I guess because she says, "I'm really worried about you, cos", as in "cousin?" That's where I stopped. I did learn that you can hoist people up over your shoulder, so I picked the girl up and threw her across the room a few times. She just stood up and shrugged her shoulders. So far here's what I know: <ul> <li>there's a dragon</li> <li>it stole my heart (literally)</li> <li>it has dared me to murder it in retaliation</li> <li>you can pitch a woman across a table and send her rolling head over heels into a wall and she'll just stand up and say, "eh, shit happens"</li> </ul>[/quote]