Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Hey, another one, Normal People! This one's a Cardinal.

[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Keith O'Brien"]In recent days certain allegations which have been made against me have become public. Initially, their anonymous and non-specific nature led me to contest them. However, I wish to take this opportunity to admit that there have been times that my sexual conduct has <B>fallen below the standards</B> expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal. To those I have offended, I apologise and ask forgiveness. [/quote] "Fallen below the standards!" Like he's a lazy worker in an auto plant who only put 3 bolts on instead of the standard 4. Ah, shit. My mind was wandering and next thing you know I fucked a kid in the ass. I hope nobody was offended. Guess he'll have to ladle a lot of soup to live this one down. Maybe Google is just being a cunt, but I can't believe nobody has a website patterned after the "debt clock" that just ticks off the total number of Catholic Church rapes as they continue to surface publicly.[/quote]