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Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE
[quote name="Zseni X, Warlord of Freedom"]So BDR and ES have really been on my case recently about how nobody likes me, I don't say anything interesting, I mean nothing and I have no friends. While disagreeing with their specific example (me) I must concur with the general principle that posting on Caltrops should be an act suffused with deep meaning and fraught with the fraternal affection that both BDR and ES enjoy with all posters, if not the somewhat warmer feelings currently shared between ES and laudablepuss. I believe I was just arguing on behalf of this point the other day. "More love and more meaning" is no tide for Zseni to hold back. As a peacemongering hippy with a talent for infuriating anyone even remotely unstable, my life has been a long series of cursed relationships with others and my faith in humanity is presently at an all-time low and maybe...just maybe...the problem is <i>me</i> and not <i>them</i>. So now it is high time for me to put my mouth where my money is. I have always been the People's Choice candidate and now I turn my fate over, once again, to the hands of the people, as a last-ditch attempt to validate my existence and my belief in democracy simultaneously. You must choose whether the love-and-meaning wave can bear my wicked shredding or whether it must roll on without me surfing all over it. Nobody knows better than you, the people - I really believe that, which is undoubtedly the better part of my madness. Respondees to this post are invited to put "LEAVE" or "STAY" in the subject line, regardless of what is contained in the message body; thereupon I submit myself to the following binding contract: If more replies to this post are titled "STAY" than "LEAVE", I will stay right here at Caltrops! If more replies to this post are titled "LEAVE" than "STAY", I will leave Caltrops, never to post again under any nick! You have 48 hours from the time I post this message to place your vote, Caltrops! Decide your fate![/quote]