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[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]I was on your side when he was calling you a cowboy, because people call me a cowboy with their eyes every time I leave the house in jeans and a cowboy hat. And the ones who call me a cowboy with their mouths are usually chicks who want to fuck cowboys, so I have nothing but positive associations with that conception of masculinity. But then you had to go and admit you bought your own six shooter, which honestly made me feel a little embarrassed for you, kinda like how you feel every time you see Steven Seagal wearing his deputy's uniform. Dial it back a little, guy! You had me at pony tail. So now I don't know whose side I'm on. The kids', I guess? I know I would've taken karate instead of blasphemy, had that been an option for me. And I still feel like I could defend myself better from a karate kid than a gun kid, though that could be because I'm picturing the karate kid as asian and the gun kid as black. In fairness, I bet the karate kid could trounce us both at math, or not slacking off at the laundry.[/quote]