Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Zseni on Windows XP :("][quote name="Ray of Light"][quote name="Zseni on Windows XP :("]I'm still well in the lead of the you/Michief Maker/Ray of Light axis because I've never seriously discussed going in on a joint beef jerky purchase with STRANGERS. Zseni: Always Hard.[/quote] Beef jerky: women don't eat it. Ever at all. It's therefore manly. Frugality? Also manly. Ray! [/quote] My mother eats beef jerky. She also likes those little snack pepperonis made out of pig hearts or whatever. Also: the whole fucking female population on the Atkins diet is chowing that shit down. Frugality is MACHO? Inasmuch as the great battle lords throughout history traded on their outrageous generosity and the hallmark of a gentleman, so it is said, is to provide employment for the working class, and you are here before me priding yourself on stretching your homosexual dollars? Fuck your gay little group purchasing decisions. You're practically wearing housedresses, absentmindedly ironing and wondering if it's too kate to slip the hubby's martini into the freezer before he gets home. That you know nothing whatsoever about women is only gravy on the faggot sammich you have made with BDR and MM. Are you in the middle? Be honest. I can totally see BDR pawning himself off as Still Straight because he's not specifically taking it up the ass, and MM is just a few posts below feigning a way uke innocence. Tho' it is true that I, personally, can't stand even the smell of beef jerky. Me: sko acid test of femininity? I'm ready to stand for it if you're ready to see the pool of "women" in your life shrink violently to a <i>single point</i>.[/quote]