Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: I'm going to try teaching you with a parable, like Jesus.

[quote name="Ben's Mother, Mrs. Kuchera"]My son bought me a house in a neighborhood for people with more money than sense. Some of my neighbors hired an all-natural service to mow their lawns with grazing sheep, because their husbands weren't home to tell them not to. Suppose I call the shepherd and tell him to cut my grass for free. When he asks why, I say because it's his job and he owes it to his sheep. What do you think he would say? I shouldn't hold you responsible for your overinflated opinion of journalists, what with all the self-mythologizing they do, but you need to remember that when it comes down to it they're no better than fucking shepherds.[/quote]