Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: You're not making fun of Ben, you're caveman retweeting him.

[quote name="Ben's Mother, Mrs. Kuchera"]The arctic permafrost, the layer of ground which is supposed to remain frozen all year long, is currently melting at an alarming rate. This melting process threatens to release more greenhouse gas in a few years than humans have in our entire existence. The acceleration of climate change will be catastrophic. Scientists plan to slow the melt by cloning and reintroducing woolly mammoths, creatures which in times gone by kept the ground cool by trampling down the insulating blanket of snow, exposing the permafrost to frigid arctic winds. What you don't seem to understand is that Ben Kuchera is out there, every day or every second day, stomping around as hard as his stubby little legs will allow. Ben Kuchera may not be the final solution to our permafrost problem, but right now he's the most realistic shot we have. I suppose you don't want to see him compensated for that, either? People used to try and give away codes for their shitty games on here all the time. They stopped when it became clear we weren't interested in working for free, and you couldn't pay us enough to do Ben Kuchera's job. Also some other things might've become clear about us too, it's not important now. What matters is how I'm going to talk about you when I go back to Quarter to Three. You can be a tribe of ignorant savages huddling in your caveman forum, pissing and moaning in all directions about ethics in games journalism. Or you can be a cadre of socially-conscious scientists, working tirelessly to isolate precisely what it is that makes Ben Kuchera such a prime candidate for extinction. Here's a tip: it's probably not this particular tweet.[/quote]