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[quote name="Mischief Maker"]You know how whenever the cops pull you over for speeding you're immediately thrown in prison and your children are remanded into state custody for months until you can be tried in traffic court? Same thing here, guilty until proven innocent! Cuz don't you know the cartels (with their miles-long air-conditioned tunnel systems) have figured the easiest ways to smuggle child sex slaves into the US is to have them take the harrowing journey from El Salvador to the US border with a haggard woman pretending to be their mother, then have the "mother" track down a border agent and present herself and the sex slave as a family seeking asylum. It's a can't-lose scheme![/quote]