Forum Overview :: Gamerasutra :: I think you're holding this proud (probably fat?) faggot to an unfair standard.

[quote name="Dream Cast"]I didn't play The Last of Us, or Uncharted, or any other Naughty Dog production since the original Jak & Daxter (which I loved, make more of those please if you're reading this), so I don't really know what kind of games they are. The closest thing I played to what you're describing is probably The Darkness, and I definitely remember thinking it would've been less unbearable if Jackie Estacado were an actual lesbian instead of just a long-haired guy with an androgynous name. I'm sure if you go back far enough you can find another game that technically qualifies as AAA with a protagonist that technically qualifies as LGBT. I seem to remember Eidos trying hard at one point to convince me the girl from Fear Effect was exactly like Lara Croft, only every suit she wore was a wetsuit because she was always diving into muff or whatever great tagline they came up with. Hold on, let me see if I can find an ad. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/098h90L.jpg"> Awesome. I'd like to put the "dick" in those assassins, if you know what I mean. Anyway, it's been 20 years, I'm okay with someone making another shitty game about hot dykes doing bald guy stuff, shoving screwdrivers into earholes and whatnot. If it makes him feel as sunglasses at night as whichever marketing genius realized assassin has two asses in it JUST LIKE THIS GAME I HAVE TO SELL WHOA then that's okay too.[/quote]