Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: This was a couple years ago, when I was still walking everywhere LIKE A CHUMP.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]That would've been four hours to hike 15 miles to the far Shoppers and back, a half-hour shopping / messing around, and another half-hour in the shower when I got home. Sounds ridiculous, but I guess it really must've been a nice day? Last year I got into long-distance running. I hated it right up until I could do it forever without getting tired, at which point it displaced Forza Motorsport as the mindless repetitive activity I do to unwind after a hard day of watching that Star Wars cartoon about the Clone Wars. Don't tell me you never thought about it. You probably got as far as the Wookieepedia page, saw it had 121 episodes, and decided that if the Clone Wars were REALLY important, they would've put them in one of the movies. I saw it had 121 episodes and said, psh, what am I gonna do NEXT week? That's the difference between you and me. When I needed groceries today, I ran the 13-mile round trip to the Real Canadian Super Store in a little under two hours, including time spent trying to get my barcodes to scan in the self-checkout. I spent a full HOUR luxuriating in the shower afterwards, where I concocted some pretty inappropriate fantasies about the orange-skinned Jedi girl that I'm going to wait to post in full until the heat has died down. Memo to anyone replying two years from now: these are references to a currently active thread in another base and Ahsoka Tano, who at this stage in the animated series is right on the line between youngling and womanling. The only thing I bought was 10 pounds of carrots, which should tell you where my head is at. I'm planning to shove as many of them as I can in my mouth and pass out masturbating to pictures of Togrutas. If anything goes wrong, I hope whoever finds my body has the presence of mind to call it auto-<i>carrot</i>ic asphyxiation. I wonder if there's ever been a suicide note that was nothing but terrible Fozzy Bear jokes to say over the corpse? And on the other side, a drawing of the deceased fucking a cartoon Jedi in outer space? I think we should try to make that happen. I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for you to do it.[/quote]