Forum Overview :: Balance of Power :: Do you think I'm British?

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]The Canadians are a peace-loving socialist people. Our last war was with Afghanistan; remind me, whose fatty, non-Canadian bacon were we saving from their own blowback that time? I'll give you a hint: after a few months they got bored and terrified again, and took off to invade a different country for no reason. Oh, the scary moustache man might have but didn't have chemical shells for his howitzers! If he also invented a time machine, he could've gone back to World War I and harassed the French on their flank. If he entered the war before 1918, he wouldn't have even had to deal with the Americans. Which reminds me: every time there's a REAL war, the Americans are content to sit on their hands until they see an opportunity to expand their own sphere of influence. An entire country of chickenhawks, led by a punchline from the Golden Girls. Pathetic. I'd grow a moustache right now just to terrorize them, if it didn't tickle so much when I kissed my biceps. *mwah* *mwah*[/quote]