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Reality is a script written by a hack.
[quote name="Mischief Maker"]This morning I'm walking my dog and we see an ambulance across the street. I rubberneck and see a guy sitting up on the bed, then notice all the EMTs and cops are wearing masks. Probably a covid case. So we hot-footed it out of there. Then at noon I'm on my way to take my dog for his afternoon walk around the capitol, and hear car horns in the distance. I'm about a block away and see a huge flatbed truck shipping port-a-johns to the capitol. I spot people holding signs and the only word I can read is "open." I put 2 and 2 together and we turned right around. There's a goddamn MAGA rally happening on the capitol today to end the quarantine. The DeVos family probably paid for the port-a-johns. I hope they pack really close together. (The hell of it is, about a quarter of the people I saw were wearing masks themselves. RINOs.)[/quote]