Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: Oh, the contractors will take care of themselves.

[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]He'll start putting a new roof on one of those Russian tanks and then just DISAPPEAR. If I knew my contractor was hiding in a crawlspace from soldiers, I'd call his fucking pager.[/quote] Good point, up until 48 hours ago I thought all of these guys were Soviets so I was in Hatfield / McCoy mode and now, because I am a modern man living in fear of having internet denizens (that aren't you; you're cool) show up here with Tiki torches, I'm trying to wrestle with differentiating commies. I'm having to make calls to all the pinko crooks who have fucked me over to find out of they were from The Ukraine or The Rest Of It not so I know whether or not to feel bad. It's been a little easier than it otherwise would be: the weather's so been bad our cell reception is awful, so I've had to go outside to make these calls and I've been able to do so a little faster than I normally would because none of these contractors ever shut a fucking door. (I shouldn't say that, there were obviously some Russians that were really good about keeping doors permanently closed, they were the ones who were chortling up their stupid hats and slapping their vodka pony kegs in laughter as they murdered that poor little space dog.) [/quote]