Forum Overview :: Global Conflict Blue 2 :: Even if conspiracy theories are your thing, Globo-Homo is so fucking BORING.

[quote name="Mischief Maker"]"All public school teachers serve Lucifer and want to weaken our future white soldiers in the coming Helter Skelter race war by feminizing them as children" is so pedestrian. Like most right-wing lore it has to be buried in seventeen layers of secret code and meta-irony, just like how Scientologists make you invest years of your life and thousands of dollars before trotting out Xenu and the volcano space-ghosts. You've gotta be buried tits-deep in the sunk cost fallacy before discovering beneath all the code the secret message is, "Be sure and drink your Ovaltine!" Now compare that simple shit to the confirmed-true conspiracy of Andrew Wakefield. It's a goddamn rollercoaster of greed, stupidity, narcissism, child abuse, ambulance-chasing, blood parties, Stockholm-Syndrome parents, professional disgrace, a cruise ship tour called "Conspira-Sea," and an evil man striking it rich in the end and living in a palatial estate built on a foundation of the tiny skulls of all the children he doomed to die of antique diseases. [youtube id=8BIcAZxFfrc] SO MUCH more interesting than Globo-Homo, which can be summed up in a single sentence.[/quote]