Forum Overview :: Review Requests! :: On top of that, the player character is the blandest hero imaginable

[quote name="Drinking game"]<img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5iz6gaIBE2SjHnZpe4sNZvJAStr-zydYCQg&s"> What is this? 7 year Timmy's doodle book superhero design. Your superpower is "dual swords". What do they do? "Sometimes they glow!" Okay, but special stuff does your hero do? "Sometimes he jumps into the air with them and goes whapwhapwhapWOOSHwoowooslice! Then he does this cool pose and crosses them!" I honestly can't think of a more plain bland sword hero in all of superherodom. Magik has portal hijinks. Blade has guns and does vampire shit. Black Knight has a cyber horse. Even the worst Liefeld creations have <i>something</i> else going on besides just dual katanas. Even your costume is generic background sci-fi crew member. Even the Southpark games let your nameless, mute, paper doll generic player character choose from visually different themed powers. Jesus, you're supposed to be some super powered 17th century witchunter. <b>This</b> is all they could come up with?[/quote]