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What is this? 7 year Timmy's doodle book superhero design. Your superpower is "dual swords". What do they do? "Sometimes they glow!" Okay, but special stuff does your hero do? "Sometimes he jumps into the air with them and goes whapwhapwhapWOOSHwoowooslice! Then he does this cool pose and crosses them!" I honestly can't think of a more plain bland sword hero in all of superherodom. Magik has portal hijinks. Blade has guns and does vampire shit. Black Knight has a cyber horse. Even the worst Liefeld creations have something else going on besides just dual katanas. Even your costume is generic background sci-fi crew member. Even the Southpark games let your nameless, mute, paper doll generic player character choose from visually different themed powers. Jesus, you're supposed to be some super powered 17th century witchunter. This is all they could come up with? |
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Midnight Suns? NT by 12/13/2022, 3:26pm PST  SKIP by 12/14/2022, 2:21pm PST The dialog seems very Bioware by 12/15/2022, 2:55pm PST Give it to us, Koba! NT by 10/13/2023, 12:14am PDT I had a very rough draft wrote, but then saw the Yatzee review which was better by 12/21/2023, 10:57am PST Awesome! by 12/22/2023, 10:51am PST Re: Awesome! by 12/27/2023, 4:18pm PST Oh wow I thought the safe space thing was hyperbole by 01/11/2025, 1:56am PST Koba! NT by 01/11/2025, 11:09pm PST elkoba NT by 01/16/2025, 3:34pm PST It was okay for the price. NT by 10/13/2023, 6:41am PDT UHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT HAPPENED NT by 03/07/2024, 10:00am PST fuck u NT by 03/07/2024, 11:47am PST Crying Suns is great, what's your problem? by 04/10/2024, 12:49pm PDT It's alpha version FTL with gorgeous art by 04/11/2024, 1:02am PDT Free on Epic games store NT by 06/06/2024, 10:12pm PDT First 5 hours by 06/15/2024, 5:34am PDT Re: First 5 hours by 06/15/2024, 9:59am PDT I tried to warn ya'll NT by 06/15/2024, 11:58am PDT It was free! by 06/15/2024, 12:39pm PDT Every time I see your nick, I laugh. Post moar pleeze NT by 06/15/2024, 6:48pm PDT Did you ever finish it? NT by 06/15/2024, 5:23pm PDT more numbers by 06/16/2024, 4:54am PDT I have kinda seen that combat system before though by 06/16/2024, 9:15am PDT Okay seriously what is with this resource hogging by 06/16/2024, 6:09pm PDT Re: First 5 hours by 06/16/2024, 7:17am PDT I completely forgot I had this by 06/30/2024, 6:03am PDT This entire thread is great. by 07/03/2024, 8:41am PDT *moves mechapaw to mechacock* NT by 07/03/2024, 6:04pm PDT thanks Geryk NT by 07/03/2024, 6:06pm PDT another example of the worthlessness of that garbage NT by 01/11/2025, 8:54am PST I'll stink you good NT by 01/11/2025, 9:41am PST Will you two just fuck already and get this over with? NT by 01/11/2025, 3:56pm PST $9 on Steam sale by 12/23/2024, 7:54pm PST FREE wasn't fair! NT by 12/24/2024, 7:45am PST Every time someone says, "Safe place" by 01/15/2025, 4:08am PST Also you can send teammates away to therapy NT by 01/15/2025, 4:13am PST Re: Every time someone says, "Safe place" by 01/15/2025, 9:41am PST ha ha ha ha ha by 01/15/2025, 11:49am PST Re: ha ha ha ha ha by 01/16/2025, 3:46pm PST On top of that, the player character is the blandest hero imaginable by 01/17/2025, 1:40am PST They even got the worst voice actors to do the male/female protagonist NT by 01/17/2025, 4:08am PST Re: Every time someone says, "Safe place" by 01/16/2025, 3:42pm PST This thing is outright trolling me now by 01/17/2025, 1:21am PST |
