Forum Overview :: Clay Fighters :: Metaphorically, my dick USED to be big. That's quite different.

[quote name="Senor Barborito"][quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Entropy Stew"][quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Senor Barborito"]*humphumphump*[/quote] What you're doing is the equivalent of me going to a thread about programming and talking about how important it is to have a large monitor with good resolution, like mine: it's not only fatuous and obvious, it's not just non-sequitur, it's <i>pathetic</i>. [/quote] <b>Setting: A monestary courtyard overlooking the mountains</b> y: My monitor is small - I'm going to get a bigger one Z: The monitor that you have is already the proper size SB: There is great wisdom in dragging around a 21 incher Z: Does the mighty Yangtze need to be led down the mountain? ES: Confuscia sey: Shut your not-making-sense-hole, cockfjord -/ES/-[/quote] <b>Setting: the waterfall bridge, a party of monks crossing</b> y: I want to improve my kung-fu. I will start heaving bigger bags of pebbles. Z: The kung-fu is strongest in he who practices kung-fu. SB: <b>My dick is so <i>fucking</i> big</b>. I can hardly walk straight. Z: Your kung-fu is very weak. SB: <b>But I can breed the fuck out of anything.</b> ES: Wait, are we shaolin monks or some shit like that?[/quote] Calling myself a hasbeen isn't just humility, it's self-humiliation. --SB[/quote]