Zseni wrote:

Entropy Stew wrote:

Zseni wrote:

Senor Barborito wrote:

*humphumphump*

What you're doing is the equivalent of me going to a thread about programming and talking about how important it is to have a large monitor with good resolution, like mine: it's not only fatuous and obvious, it's not just non-sequitur, it's pathetic.

Setting: A monestary courtyard overlooking the mountains

y: My monitor is small - I'm going to get a bigger one
Z: The monitor that you have is already the proper size
SB: There is great wisdom in dragging around a 21 incher
Z: Does the mighty Yangtze need to be led down the mountain?
ES: Confuscia sey: Shut your not-making-sense-hole, cockfjord

-/ES/-

Setting: the waterfall bridge, a party of monks crossing

y: I want to improve my kung-fu. I will start heaving bigger bags of pebbles.
Z: The kung-fu is strongest in he who practices kung-fu.
SB: My dick is so fucking big. I can hardly walk straight.
Z: Your kung-fu is very weak.
SB: But I can breed the fuck out of anything.
ES: Wait, are we shaolin monks or some shit like that?