Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe, just this hhehhehhe sound

[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="Chillum"][quote name="The article"]Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.[/quote] Yeah, that void was his vagina.[/quote] I'd make the obligatory "he needs to name his offspring Rodimus and/or Metroid" comment but he pretty much signed his cock away with this one. His dick should have jumped out of his pants and strangled him right before the paperwork went through, because there's no chance it will ever (again?) know the touch of a woman. To put it another way: I will confess to the ghetto-blaster one (I believe named 'Blaster') currently being up against one of my speakers on my desk at home, and I <i>still</i> feel justified laughing away. Ho, ho, ho. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote]