Forum Overview :: Gamerasutra :: It's your problem now.

[quote name="Nixon"]Even as you read this, the package is routed at you, being sorted with less offensive packages like Richard Simmon's Deal-a-Meals and Anthrax. The best part about writing the mini manual review is that I could do it while resource gathering and army building in RoN. [quote name="FABIO"]You seem to have the review idea down fine. I'd still be up for that free <s>SOUL CRUSHING EXPERIENCE</s> game though.[/quote] My soul was not crushed, just threatened. At least I think it was my soul, the movie made me question everything I know. Have you ever noticed how cool hands are? I wonder what just one clapping sounds like? [quote name="FABIO"][quote name="Nixon quoting the game manual"]Sparks is the third Crewman of the Logos, serving as Niobe and Ghost’s operator during their missions into the Matrix. Sparks is a wild, brilliant hyperkinetic voice on the other end of the cell phone. You’ll be in constant touch with sparks as he relays key information and strategic advice.[/quote] [quote name="Nixon"]Sparks is a whiny naysaying cunt. Sparks is the guy that constantly says helpful things like, “This is suicide man! Don’t go in there!” well we bought the game asshound of course we are going in there, how about some navigation or tactical advice? His constant advice is shit like, “oh god! Stop the elevator they are waiting for you!” only you can’t stop the elevator because it is a “cineractive” and so the entire fucking time he was leading you towards the trap. Sparks is one of the causes of my game preventing headaches.[/quote] Ah, the whiny geek hacker support character who's in constant radio contact. Fussbett wasnt kidding when he said this game was FRESH IN IDEAS! Take a seat behind Crusader: No Remorse, Assassin 2012 (whatever the fuck it was), SiN, Deus Ex, and the dozens of others I've probably missed.[/quote] The fact that played all those games and recalled none of them is why I think you should be writing the review, Rainman.[/quote]