Forum Overview :: Rants :: You've converted me!

[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="FABIO"][quote]If they removed all shooting from the game, then you'd instead be defending Vice City against the legion of people complaining that they made it TOO CRAZY TAXI. [/quote] Fuck those people. I guess it would be Crazy Taxi if Crazy Taxi had police chases, exploding cars, people you could run over, flips, vehicle and terrain damage, etc.[/quote] I guess you're right. Fuck those people and their crazy hyperbole. For example, I saw one dude say that Vice City was practically Tomb Raider! Crazy! Fuck HIM. [quote]Since they were already paying five trillion dollars for the soundtrack royalties, why couldnt they make the boats and helicopters infinately cooler by having them play the Magnum PI and Miami Vice themes (respectively)?[/quote] Vice City SUCKS! [quote]Mission in GTA3 where you have to pick up Luigi's hookers and drop them off at the Police Ball. Stole a cop car and loaded three of them into it. Time was running out so I hit the siren because I had an emergency shipment of hookers that HAD TO GET THROUGH. Swerved, hit a bump, flew over it barrel rolling and landed on another hooker, crushing her. Crawled out of the flaming wreck KABOOM OH GOD NOT THE HOOKERS! Vice City did not have hooker carpooling. LOSE[/quote] Nothing like that happens in Vice City. Well, except when you jack a car and it has an entire family in it. A family of victims, screaming while you tear down the road blasting Slayer. Hapless victims who then run out first chance they get. Or get blown up.[/quote]