Forum Overview :: Rants :: Re: Wagner James Au has lost his fucking mind

[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Fussbett"]<a href="http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2003/06/23/julia/index.html">http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2003/06/23/julia/index.html</a> [quote]Julia Roberts: "Halo" -- Entertainment Weekly, "100 Greatest Videogames," May 9 issue [/quote] Most would see that quote in Entertainment Weekly and assume that Julia Roberts has played the game once or twice. Maybe her new key grip husband has an Xbox at home, or hell, maybe Bill Gates himself invited Julia to a private Xbox launch party at the mansion, during which she saw the Halo-shaped cake. Unlike you and I, Wagner James Au, under a tight deadline and writer's block (Doom sucks!), crafts two pages of unfuckingreadable fan fiction from that quote. On a related topic, they've made Salon.com even more difficult to access now. You've gotta work for it.[/quote] I saw the photoshopped pic of Julia Roberts and quickly closed my browser. No fucking way I'm going to let my coworkers see that on my screen. Worse, it'd just encourage them to take a closer look, at which point they'd discover I'm reading Wagner Fucking James Au.[/quote]