Forum Overview :: Short Dumbledores :: Old OMM thread topic about buttfucking (fin)

[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]So anyway, I have this friend. We'll call him Ed, since that's his name. Anyway, ol' Ed broached an interesting subject last St. Patty's Day over pints of Killian's. Ed's a pretty glib fellow, and a few pints really greases his wheels. His girlfriend wants to fuck him up the ass with a dildo. Ignoring (if you can) for a moment the screeching halt to all other conversation this little tidbit of information wrought, I had to weigh the circumstances before I could offer a proper opinion. One can't go off half-cocked in this matter, especially if said cock is actually quite full and latex, to boot. And headed for a dear friend of mine's anus. First, Ed's girlfriend. She's a stripper, I mean exotic dancer, as they prefer to be known as. I've met her, she's a nice enough girl, very friendly, not all that stripper-y, if you catch my drift. Looking to take her savings and put them into investments and education for another, less embarassing (though no doubt less lucrative) job. Anyhoo, for starters, she looooves TEH ANNAL on herself. Y'know, maybe it's a tit-for-tat, same as oral favors. Maybe she wants Eddie to experience the same indescribable (and nigh-unspeakable) pleasures that only a large hard cylinder up the dumper can bring. Not to mention that she more than implies absurdly torrid sex to follow (of the more conventional cock-pussy variety. I hope.) a spirited session of buggery. Hey, I've met this girl, most fellows would kill to find the secret to her or someone like her's On Button if they only knew it. And now Ed does. Second, Ed. He's not your Ward Cleaver type. More like meat cleaver, no not really. But imagining him dating a str-exotic dancer, any kind you'd think of, isn't too surprising. It's easy to imagine those two crazy kids up to other sexual exploits that fake Penthouse Forum writers couldn't dream up on their best day. So what's a little assplay? Listen, the anus is a well-known erogenous zone, it's nice and sensitive and dialed right into the pleasure centers. Of course, that's only about the first inch right at the opening, although there are claims that other erogenous zones can be stimulated by proxy via a nice hard cock milling about the poop chute, for both sexes. Who knows? Me, I voted for the buttsex. Is anyone surprised? The only drawback I could imagine is if she wants to do it simply to humiliate Ed. The realtionship might not recover from such a drastic change in dynamic. See, I fear for the relationship. Maybe I should fear for Ed's ass? Well, a caveat to this adventure is that Ed gets final veto on the device in question. A little more 'My Very First Dildo," a little less "Jeff Stryker's ULTRA-LARGE for orifices that need CHALLENGING!" And lube, my son, lots o' lube. As for gay. Is it? There's no talk of Ed in a tutu and his girlfriend with a mascara-mustache and goatee and trenchcoat. I figure anything, anything between a man and a women, where they aren't pretending to be any other sex, is okely-dokely in my book. I'm of the opinion it's intent that counts, not action. Buttfucking may be usually a homosexual act, but then cocksucking can easily be considered gay, for that matter, by the same standards. It's not like Ed is pondering or risking anal sex with a guy; it's still his girlfriend, after all. Anyway, I was wondering what everyone else's opinion is on this matter: gay or not? And no, "Ed" isn't me, I don't have a freaky exo-oh hell stripper girlfriend wanting to bang me up the ass. I'm not that lucky. More is the pity. [/quote]