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Re: Unleashed? Ungood!
[quote name="Choson"][quote name="Ray of Light"]Having already seen everything that looked good, my brother and I ended up watching this. Luc Besson wrote the script. It suffices to say that the dialogue makes Morgan Freeman, in the role of <em>magic negro</em>, <b>not</b> believable.[/quote] I translated your thing into Caltrops-speak. [quote]Kerry Condon plays a girl and is <a href="http://www.lisarichards.ie/actor_742.html">hot</a> in that boyish, Irish pixie way.[/quote] It was pretty awesome to realize that she was a 30-year old woman playing an 18 year old, Gabrielle Carteris-like. Seeing those crow's feet, SO CUTE. Not unexpectedly, the implied romance between Jet Li and Condon in the trailer (she demonstrates how to lick an ice cream cone; cut to kiss on the neck... implication? The Chinaman is gettin' LAID) was completely non-existent in the actual film. Will Jet Li ever get the girl, hmmmm? [quote]Should you go to see this, you may safely leave after the trailer for "Domino".[/quote] For the first 10 seconds I thought it was Winona Ryder in the lead role. I think that would have been kind of cool, actually. [quote]Stay past that, and you run the risk of seeing the trailer for "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo," which may the single most awful movie trailer I've ever seen. When it finished, people in the theatre laughed nervously like they were embarrassed for the projectionist. [/quote] So I take it you didn't see the "Fantastic Four" trailer at your showing?[/quote]