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	[quote name="Creexul :("]<font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:49:18 PM): :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:49:38 PM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:49:46 PM): So how is the circlejerk? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:49:59 PM): great <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:50:02 PM): hilarious too <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:50:04 PM): ^_^ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:50:07 PM): Yes. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:50:13 PM): People are still going fucking nuts. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:50:23 PM): great <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:50:28 PM): :) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:50:48 PM): Rob provided his FINAL WORD on all of this. O_O <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:51:01 PM): oh boy! <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:51:25 PM): rob :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:51:27 PM): And one of bink's friends also added some thoughts. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:51:28 PM): binky :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:51:28 PM): Yes. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:51:34 PM): And palz. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:51:42 PM): I love their posts on this :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:51:46 PM): that's so great :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:51:49 PM): Jhoh and Jsoh believe that the two arguments are mutually exclusive (i.e. that Sassy is crazy and because of that Jhoh carries no blame for anything that's happened). Those of us that live in reality (i.e. pretty much everyone else on Earth), on the other hand, do not. As for The Cables' Circlejerk of Friends Network (TM), they just act like they believe that Jhoh's right in order to enable him to further humiliate himself for their amusement. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:51:52 PM): GASP <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:52:17 PM): wow he's right <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:52:31 PM): You were just acting like you believe I'm right. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:52:37 PM): BUT YOU ARE JUST PULLING A TROLL ON ME ~_~ <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:52:45 PM): just like you trolled sassy <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:52:46 PM): you troll <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:52:51 PM): your life is one big troll <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:52:58 PM): Hahahaha. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:53:01 PM): Troll. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:53:13 PM): But does that make you the bigger troll for trolling the troll into trolling? O_O <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:53:21 PM): O_O <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:53:29 PM): A. Sassy is a horrendously insecure drug-using slut who is so desperate for love and attention that she'll fly halfway across the country just to fuck some guy she's never met and knows to be totally inexperienced with sex and human relations in general. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:53:36 PM): this doesn't even begin to explain sassy :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:53:50 PM): They think it does. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:53:57 PM): But she's a normal girl isn't she? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:54:03 PM): as if her flying out to have sex with you is anywhere near the stupidest/craziest things she's done :( I mean, it's insane and retarded, but for sassy? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:54:16 PM): That's why I'm such a DICK ~_~ <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:37:09 PM): I just had a debate with a casual lurker real life person about how hard your cock was. <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:37:45 PM): She claimed you actually said it was impotent. She also referenced where you described the 1/2" cock into the 15" condom. <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:37:53 PM): I tried to explain that was a joke. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:38:28 PM): What's with people? :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:39:00 PM): I think people just hallucinate because they think sasy is a nice girl. <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:39:02 PM): You've created a confusing miasma of cock jokes and truths. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:39:09 PM): I don't know, I'm not sure why people are flipping out. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:39:14 PM): I guess. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:39:24 PM): Even bdr thought I was TOTALLY SERIOUS OH GOD WHAT THE HELL??????????? <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:39:41 PM): She wasn't flipping out, but just trying to get to the bottom of your sexual dysfunction. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:39:49 PM): Uh huh. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:39:57 PM): Well some people are flipping out. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:40:04 PM): They're going out crying, <b>and wetting</b>. <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:40:09 PM): Some people are definitely flipping out. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:40:14 PM): Yes. <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:40:23 PM): KThor even left forever. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:40:23 PM): Some people seem to care about a billion times more than they should. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:40:26 PM): Yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:40:35 PM): He used to think caltrops was worth it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:40:42 PM): BUT HE WAS WRONG ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-; <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:41:35 PM): The payments increased until eventually they passed the "worth it" line. <font color="#a74b5e"><b>Fussbett</b></font> (4:41:48 PM): And now Caltrops is no longer worth "it" <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:42:18 PM): He made the MISTAKE >:( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:42:28 PM): NOW IT'S TIME TO ERASE THAT MISTAKE \|( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:42:52 PM): I guess he would be the Dick Jones to my Robocop. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:22:02 PM): This always happens though. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:22:16 PM): People get so fucking brutally trolled that they enter a delusional realm. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:22:26 PM): The only way they can continue to function is to exist in a sad fantasy state. ~_____~ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:22:35 PM): It is the saddest low part of all of this. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:22:46 PM): BUT I AM GETTING DRAGGED DOWN INTO IT MYSELF ;-; <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font> (4:24:17 PM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:24:28 PM): Oh wait I don't care. 8) <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font> (4:24:33 PM): trolled out of their FUCKING minds 8) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:24:38 PM): Hahahaha. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:55:41 PM): People believe that when I was talking about trying to fit tiny impotent dick into gigantic condoms, they were like OH MY GOD............ YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS CAN YOU (I BELIEVE IT ANYWAY THOUGH) <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:55:55 PM): hahahahaha yes :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:56:17 PM): http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43849 <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:56:21 PM): Check this out. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:56:22 PM): and sassy said you had a small dick! she... she wouldn't lie, right? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:56:35 PM): That's exactly where they got it from. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:56:47 PM): She said I was totally impotent, so they believe her against all odds. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:56:56 PM): but you said it too!!!! <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:57:28 PM): I love that they believe you about the half inch dick but when motherhead or whoever said all girls are retarded and crazy bitches they were like "WELL HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:57:41 PM): and then he says he was every bit scincere... but that's not true... but it is?! WHAT!??! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:57:47 PM): He has the command of sarcasm. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:58:09 PM): A. Sassy is a horrendously insecure drug-using slut who is so desperate for love and attention that she'll fly halfway across the country just to fuck some guy she's never met and knows to be totally inexperienced with sex and human relations in general. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:58:11 PM): All these people are just hysterical. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:58:15 PM): that's when you decided to make fun of her <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:58:21 PM): you were totally in love with her before that <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:58:29 PM): We were SOULMATES man. ~_~ <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:58:35 PM): but then you were like "OH MY GOD I'M SO ASHAMED I BETTER MAKE FUN OF HER!" <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:58:38 PM): She flew out to meet her soulmate. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:58:41 PM): We were soulmates. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:58:43 PM): and then you MADE UP a bunch of stuff to make fun of <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:58:50 PM): Maybe we still are soulmates. O_O <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:59:02 PM): because she's such a smart funny beautiful 19 year old girl that you CAN'T make fun of her <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:59:16 PM): I realized that I was impotent all along (except for the super hard hard cock but it was impotent). <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:59:24 PM): I don't get how I was impotent yet she faked orgasms anyway. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:59:26 PM): How does that work? <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:59:43 PM): :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (4:59:49 PM): you're gay and autistic <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:59:56 PM): Oh. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:00:07 PM): Now it makes sense. O_O <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:00:40 PM): I wouldn't say that Sassy is actually that bad though. It seemed like she had a pretty good explanation for her behavior at the airport and doesn't seem that insecure. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:00:53 PM): Yes, that explaination she had was pretty good. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:00:57 PM): Which was uh.......................................... <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:01:05 PM): and that's the only crazy thing about her <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:01:10 PM): That thing she said, where she said................ um.................. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:01:15 PM): Yes she's not THAT bad. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:01:26 PM): actually, that might be the closest thing to normal that she's done :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:01:39 PM): Her explaination for her behavior. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:01:42 PM): Which was. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:01:44 PM): Wait. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:01:48 PM): What was her explaination? :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:01:52 PM): she doesn't want to feel like a whore <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:02:02 PM): So that's why she was crying. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:02:17 PM): As binky said, making fun of someone who lost a friend to suicide is NOT COOL. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:02:26 PM): NOT COOL JERK <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:02:46 PM): Queer or not, your post is worthless. yawns <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:02:48 PM): YAWN <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:02:53 PM): I don't even know who that guy is. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:03:13 PM): apparently it is matt, YAWNS <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:03:31 PM): Hahaha. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:03:35 PM): SIGHS <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:03:39 PM): I guess I can put off cleaning to really write my two cents on the thing <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:03:40 PM): thank god <font color="#006432"><b>Toomstone</b></font> (4:53:48 PM): it's a good thing that they're here to tell us WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (4:54:29 PM): They really know what's up. O_O <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:04:17 PM): no one is really saying any of it is funny <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:04:19 PM): um, we are :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:04:45 PM): It's also funny that kthr is DONE WITH CALTROPS (GOODBYE INTERNET FRIENDS). <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:04:51 PM): IT WASN'T EVEN WURF IT DAWG >:( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:04:54 PM): hahahahhahahahaa yes :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:05:00 PM): it's not even wurf it <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:05:09 PM): HOOOOOOO<b>DUP</b> <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:05:46 PM): it doesn't work when you try to talk about internet stuff with people who aren't really internet nerds :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:05:52 PM): I was telling krista about the caltrops stuff <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:06:00 PM): Hahaha. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:06:08 PM): and she sai dI should post that "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics" picture! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:06:10 PM): Trying to explain INTERNET STUFF to real life people. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:06:11 PM): hey I should! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:06:13 PM): YOU'RE SUCH A NERD <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:06:17 PM): that would be hilarious! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:06:19 PM): Wow that would be pretty great! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:06:43 PM): Plus we're retards. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:07:02 PM): Or I'm the retard and you are the circle jerk puppet master overlords who are controlling my every move in order to laugh at me. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:07:12 PM): yes <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:08:16 PM): I think the only thing left they can do is go totally delusional. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:08:27 PM): um... <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:08:37 PM): I mean, more delusional. :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:08:45 PM): right:( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:09:00 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/users/evilneps/293177.html?thread=1047609#t1047609 hahaha :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:09:06 PM): You'd have to be like Charles Manson to even think that sasy is the one who is telling the truth and all that shit. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:09:13 PM): And that she didn't deserve it. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:09:24 PM): she isn't telling anything really :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:09:25 PM): If you think sasy didn't deserve it, you are probably Charles Manson. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:09:31 PM): she just told us stuff we already knew about her visit <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:09:35 PM): Yeah. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:09:37 PM): and that she cried in the shower <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:09:46 PM): (wow, zing on you JHOH! :() <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:09:47 PM): Except for the part where I was impotent and at the same time she faked a ton of orgasms. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:09:52 PM): Hahahahaha yes. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:10:01 PM): That was like the only thing we didn't know. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:10:27 PM): You instantly knew she was faking orgasms before she said anything, and you were right. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:11:44 PM): wow how did I guess :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:12:25 PM): YOU CAN'T GUESS, SASY IS A NICE GIRL SHE'D NEVER DO THAT ;-; <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:12:32 PM): I DON'T KNOW WHO SASY IS BUT SHE'S A NICE GIRL <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:14:08 PM): http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43849 wow he sure is right <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:14:18 PM): I think that's a girl. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:14:32 PM): well no wonder :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:14:44 PM): So it's a stupid insane bitch, like any girl. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:14:50 PM): I'm being sarcastic though............ BUT IT'S TRUE. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:15:03 PM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:15:21 PM): I dunno, are these people kind of crazy? :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:15:30 PM): there you go again <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:15:33 PM): calling everyone crazy <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:15:40 PM): you DO understand the IRONY in that, right????? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:15:54 PM): Woa that's pretty ironic! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:16:05 PM): I appreciate irony as much as the next guy, you know that. <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:17:31 PM): you sure like to say you are right <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:17:49 PM): you should be saving any great stuff to show kered when he get sback from connecticut and vermont :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:18:10 PM): wow kthor is HURT because he actually like dyou <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:18:11 PM): :( <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:18:13 PM): but you CROSSED THE LINE <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:18:17 PM): and then, he never like dyou <font color="#f5b8b9"><b>Mooranduh</b></font> (5:18:18 PM): ever <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (5:18:24 PM): NOW IT WAS NEVER EVEN WORTH IT[/quote]