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| WE ARE STILL GETTING SICK THRILLS FROM THIS (OH GOD) by Creexul :( 06/24/2005, 4:28pm PDT | ||||
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| Juh-howh Cable (4:49:18 PM): :(
Mooranduh (4:49:38 PM): :( Juh-howh Cable (4:49:46 PM): So how is the circlejerk? Mooranduh (4:49:59 PM): great Mooranduh (4:50:02 PM): hilarious too Juh-howh Cable (4:50:04 PM): ^_^ Juh-howh Cable (4:50:07 PM): Yes. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:50:13 PM): People are still going fucking nuts. Mooranduh (4:50:23 PM): great Juh-howh Cable (4:50:28 PM): :) Juh-howh Cable (4:50:48 PM): Rob provided his FINAL WORD on all of this. O_O Mooranduh (4:51:01 PM): oh boy! Mooranduh (4:51:25 PM): rob :( Juh-howh Cable (4:51:27 PM): And one of bink's friends also added some thoughts. Mooranduh (4:51:28 PM): binky :( Juh-howh Cable (4:51:28 PM): Yes. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:51:34 PM): And palz. Mooranduh (4:51:42 PM): I love their posts on this :( Mooranduh (4:51:46 PM): that's so great :( Juh-howh Cable (4:51:49 PM): Jhoh and Jsoh believe that the two arguments are mutually exclusive (i.e. that Sassy is crazy and because of that Jhoh carries no blame for anything that's happened). Those of us that live in reality (i.e. pretty much everyone else on Earth), on the other hand, do not. As for The Cables' Circlejerk of Friends Network (TM), they just act like they believe that Jhoh's right in order to enable him to further humiliate himself for their amusement. Juh-howh Cable (4:51:52 PM): GASP Mooranduh (4:52:17 PM): wow he's right Juh-howh Cable (4:52:31 PM): You were just acting like you believe I'm right. Juh-howh Cable (4:52:37 PM): BUT YOU ARE JUST PULLING A TROLL ON ME ~_~ Mooranduh (4:52:45 PM): just like you trolled sassy Mooranduh (4:52:46 PM): you troll Mooranduh (4:52:51 PM): your life is one big troll Juh-howh Cable (4:52:58 PM): Hahahaha. Juh-howh Cable (4:53:01 PM): Troll. Juh-howh Cable (4:53:13 PM): But does that make you the bigger troll for trolling the troll into trolling? O_O Mooranduh (4:53:21 PM): O_O Mooranduh (4:53:29 PM): A. Sassy is a horrendously insecure drug-using slut who is so desperate for love and attention that she'll fly halfway across the country just to fuck some guy she's never met and knows to be totally inexperienced with sex and human relations in general. Mooranduh (4:53:36 PM): this doesn't even begin to explain sassy :( Juh-howh Cable (4:53:50 PM): They think it does. Juh-howh Cable (4:53:57 PM): But she's a normal girl isn't she? Mooranduh (4:54:03 PM): as if her flying out to have sex with you is anywhere near the stupidest/craziest things she's done :( I mean, it's insane and retarded, but for sassy? Juh-howh Cable (4:54:16 PM): That's why I'm such a DICK ~_~ Fussbett (4:37:09 PM): I just had a debate with a casual lurker real life person about how hard your cock was. Fussbett (4:37:45 PM): She claimed you actually said it was impotent. She also referenced where you described the 1/2" cock into the 15" condom. Fussbett (4:37:53 PM): I tried to explain that was a joke. Juh-howh Cable (4:38:28 PM): What's with people? :( Juh-howh Cable (4:39:00 PM): I think people just hallucinate because they think sasy is a nice girl. Fussbett (4:39:02 PM): You've created a confusing miasma of cock jokes and truths. Juh-howh Cable (4:39:09 PM): I don't know, I'm not sure why people are flipping out. Juh-howh Cable (4:39:14 PM): I guess. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:39:24 PM): Even bdr thought I was TOTALLY SERIOUS OH GOD WHAT THE HELL??????????? Fussbett (4:39:41 PM): She wasn't flipping out, but just trying to get to the bottom of your sexual dysfunction. Juh-howh Cable (4:39:49 PM): Uh huh. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:39:57 PM): Well some people are flipping out. Juh-howh Cable (4:40:04 PM): They're going out crying, and wetting. Fussbett (4:40:09 PM): Some people are definitely flipping out. Juh-howh Cable (4:40:14 PM): Yes. Fussbett (4:40:23 PM): KThor even left forever. Juh-howh Cable (4:40:23 PM): Some people seem to care about a billion times more than they should. Juh-howh Cable (4:40:26 PM): Yes. Juh-howh Cable (4:40:35 PM): He used to think caltrops was worth it. Juh-howh Cable (4:40:42 PM): BUT HE WAS WRONG ALL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-; Fussbett (4:41:35 PM): The payments increased until eventually they passed the "worth it" line. Fussbett (4:41:48 PM): And now Caltrops is no longer worth "it" Juh-howh Cable (4:42:18 PM): He made the MISTAKE >:( Juh-howh Cable (4:42:28 PM): NOW IT'S TIME TO ERASE THAT MISTAKE |( Juh-howh Cable (4:42:52 PM): I guess he would be the Dick Jones to my Robocop. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:22:02 PM): This always happens though. Juh-howh Cable (4:22:16 PM): People get so fucking brutally trolled that they enter a delusional realm. Juh-howh Cable (4:22:26 PM): The only way they can continue to function is to exist in a sad fantasy state. ~_____~ Juh-howh Cable (4:22:35 PM): It is the saddest low part of all of this. Juh-howh Cable (4:22:46 PM): BUT I AM GETTING DRAGGED DOWN INTO IT MYSELF ;-; Toomstone (4:24:17 PM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Juh-howh Cable (4:24:28 PM): Oh wait I don't care. 8) Toomstone (4:24:33 PM): trolled out of their FUCKING minds 8) Juh-howh Cable (4:24:38 PM): Hahahaha. Juh-howh Cable (4:55:41 PM): People believe that when I was talking about trying to fit tiny impotent dick into gigantic condoms, they were like OH MY GOD............ YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS CAN YOU (I BELIEVE IT ANYWAY THOUGH) Mooranduh (4:55:55 PM): hahahahaha yes :( Juh-howh Cable (4:56:17 PM): http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43849 Juh-howh Cable (4:56:21 PM): Check this out. Mooranduh (4:56:22 PM): and sassy said you had a small dick! she... she wouldn't lie, right? Juh-howh Cable (4:56:35 PM): That's exactly where they got it from. Juh-howh Cable (4:56:47 PM): She said I was totally impotent, so they believe her against all odds. Mooranduh (4:56:56 PM): but you said it too!!!! Mooranduh (4:57:28 PM): I love that they believe you about the half inch dick but when motherhead or whoever said all girls are retarded and crazy bitches they were like "WELL HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Mooranduh (4:57:41 PM): and then he says he was every bit scincere... but that's not true... but it is?! WHAT!??! Juh-howh Cable (4:57:47 PM): He has the command of sarcasm. Mooranduh (4:58:09 PM): A. Sassy is a horrendously insecure drug-using slut who is so desperate for love and attention that she'll fly halfway across the country just to fuck some guy she's never met and knows to be totally inexperienced with sex and human relations in general. Juh-howh Cable (4:58:11 PM): All these people are just hysterical. Mooranduh (4:58:15 PM): that's when you decided to make fun of her Mooranduh (4:58:21 PM): you were totally in love with her before that Juh-howh Cable (4:58:29 PM): We were SOULMATES man. ~_~ Mooranduh (4:58:35 PM): but then you were like "OH MY GOD I'M SO ASHAMED I BETTER MAKE FUN OF HER!" Juh-howh Cable (4:58:38 PM): She flew out to meet her soulmate. Juh-howh Cable (4:58:41 PM): We were soulmates. Mooranduh (4:58:43 PM): and then you MADE UP a bunch of stuff to make fun of Juh-howh Cable (4:58:50 PM): Maybe we still are soulmates. O_O Mooranduh (4:59:02 PM): because she's such a smart funny beautiful 19 year old girl that you CAN'T make fun of her Juh-howh Cable (4:59:16 PM): I realized that I was impotent all along (except for the super hard hard cock but it was impotent). Juh-howh Cable (4:59:24 PM): I don't get how I was impotent yet she faked orgasms anyway. Juh-howh Cable (4:59:26 PM): How does that work? Mooranduh (4:59:43 PM): :( Mooranduh (4:59:49 PM): you're gay and autistic Juh-howh Cable (4:59:56 PM): Oh. :( Juh-howh Cable (5:00:07 PM): Now it makes sense. O_O Mooranduh (5:00:40 PM): I wouldn't say that Sassy is actually that bad though. It seemed like she had a pretty good explanation for her behavior at the airport and doesn't seem that insecure. Juh-howh Cable (5:00:53 PM): Yes, that explaination she had was pretty good. Juh-howh Cable (5:00:57 PM): Which was uh.......................................... Mooranduh (5:01:05 PM): and that's the only crazy thing about her Juh-howh Cable (5:01:10 PM): That thing she said, where she said................ um.................. Juh-howh Cable (5:01:15 PM): Yes she's not THAT bad. Mooranduh (5:01:26 PM): actually, that might be the closest thing to normal that she's done :( Juh-howh Cable (5:01:39 PM): Her explaination for her behavior. Juh-howh Cable (5:01:42 PM): Which was. Juh-howh Cable (5:01:44 PM): Wait. Juh-howh Cable (5:01:48 PM): What was her explaination? :( Mooranduh (5:01:52 PM): she doesn't want to feel like a whore Juh-howh Cable (5:02:02 PM): So that's why she was crying. Mooranduh (5:02:17 PM): As binky said, making fun of someone who lost a friend to suicide is NOT COOL. Juh-howh Cable (5:02:26 PM): NOT COOL JERK Mooranduh (5:02:46 PM): Queer or not, your post is worthless. *yawns* Juh-howh Cable (5:02:48 PM): YAWN Juh-howh Cable (5:02:53 PM): I don't even know who that guy is. Mooranduh (5:03:13 PM): apparently it is matt, *YAWNS* Juh-howh Cable (5:03:31 PM): Hahaha. Juh-howh Cable (5:03:35 PM): *SIGHS* Mooranduh (5:03:39 PM): I guess I can put off cleaning to really write my two cents on the thing Mooranduh (5:03:40 PM): thank god Toomstone (4:53:48 PM): it's a good thing that they're here to tell us WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON Juh-howh Cable (4:54:29 PM): They really know what's up. O_O Mooranduh (5:04:17 PM): no one is really saying any of it is funny Mooranduh (5:04:19 PM): um, we are :( Juh-howh Cable (5:04:45 PM): It's also funny that kthr is DONE WITH CALTROPS (GOODBYE INTERNET FRIENDS). Juh-howh Cable (5:04:51 PM): IT WASN'T EVEN WURF IT DAWG >:( Mooranduh (5:04:54 PM): hahahahhahahahaa yes :( Mooranduh (5:05:00 PM): it's not even wurf it Juh-howh Cable (5:05:09 PM): HOOOOOOODUP Mooranduh (5:05:46 PM): it doesn't work when you try to talk about internet stuff with people who aren't really internet nerds :( Mooranduh (5:05:52 PM): I was telling krista about the caltrops stuff Juh-howh Cable (5:06:00 PM): Hahaha. Mooranduh (5:06:08 PM): and she sai dI should post that "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics" picture! Juh-howh Cable (5:06:10 PM): Trying to explain INTERNET STUFF to real life people. Mooranduh (5:06:11 PM): hey I should! Juh-howh Cable (5:06:13 PM): YOU'RE SUCH A NERD Mooranduh (5:06:17 PM): that would be hilarious! Juh-howh Cable (5:06:19 PM): Wow that would be pretty great! Juh-howh Cable (5:06:43 PM): Plus we're retards. Juh-howh Cable (5:07:02 PM): Or I'm the retard and you are the circle jerk puppet master overlords who are controlling my every move in order to laugh at me. Mooranduh (5:07:12 PM): yes Juh-howh Cable (5:08:16 PM): I think the only thing left they can do is go totally delusional. Mooranduh (5:08:27 PM): um... Juh-howh Cable (5:08:37 PM): I mean, more delusional. :( Mooranduh (5:08:45 PM): right:( Mooranduh (5:09:00 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/users/evilneps/293177.html?thread=1047609#t1047609 hahaha :( Juh-howh Cable (5:09:06 PM): You'd have to be like Charles Manson to even think that sasy is the one who is telling the truth and all that shit. Juh-howh Cable (5:09:13 PM): And that she didn't deserve it. Mooranduh (5:09:24 PM): she isn't telling anything really :( Juh-howh Cable (5:09:25 PM): If you think sasy didn't deserve it, you are probably Charles Manson. Mooranduh (5:09:31 PM): she just told us stuff we already knew about her visit Juh-howh Cable (5:09:35 PM): Yeah. Mooranduh (5:09:37 PM): and that she cried in the shower Mooranduh (5:09:46 PM): (wow, zing on you JHOH! :() Juh-howh Cable (5:09:47 PM): Except for the part where I was impotent and at the same time she faked a ton of orgasms. Juh-howh Cable (5:09:52 PM): Hahahahaha yes. Juh-howh Cable (5:10:01 PM): That was like the only thing we didn't know. Juh-howh Cable (5:10:27 PM): You instantly knew she was faking orgasms before she said anything, and you were right. Mooranduh (5:11:44 PM): wow how did I guess :( Juh-howh Cable (5:12:25 PM): YOU CAN'T GUESS, SASY IS A NICE GIRL SHE'D NEVER DO THAT ;-; Juh-howh Cable (5:12:32 PM): I DON'T KNOW WHO SASY IS BUT SHE'S A NICE GIRL Mooranduh (5:14:08 PM): http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43849 wow he sure is right Juh-howh Cable (5:14:18 PM): I think that's a girl. Mooranduh (5:14:32 PM): well no wonder :( Juh-howh Cable (5:14:44 PM): So it's a stupid insane bitch, like any girl. Juh-howh Cable (5:14:50 PM): I'm being sarcastic though............ BUT IT'S TRUE. Mooranduh (5:15:03 PM): :( Juh-howh Cable (5:15:21 PM): I dunno, are these people kind of crazy? :( Mooranduh (5:15:30 PM): there you go again Mooranduh (5:15:33 PM): calling everyone crazy Mooranduh (5:15:40 PM): you DO understand the IRONY in that, right????? Juh-howh Cable (5:15:54 PM): Woa that's pretty ironic! Juh-howh Cable (5:16:05 PM): I appreciate irony as much as the next guy, you know that. Mooranduh (5:17:31 PM): you sure like to say you are right Mooranduh (5:17:49 PM): you should be saving any great stuff to show kered when he get sback from connecticut and vermont :( Mooranduh (5:18:10 PM): wow kthor is HURT because he actually like dyou Juh-howh Cable (5:18:11 PM): :( Mooranduh (5:18:13 PM): but you CROSSED THE LINE Mooranduh (5:18:17 PM): and then, he never like dyou Mooranduh (5:18:18 PM): ever Juh-howh Cable (5:18:24 PM): NOW IT WAS NEVER EVEN WORTH IT |
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