Forum Overview :: OMM and Caltrops History :: Good to see nothing's changed at The Onion

[quote name="I need clarification"]They've been doing <A HREF = "http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43443" target = "tired">this</A> story for about eight million years. Realizing this, they broke out the thesaurus. [quote name = "Onion"]Koegle's wife Jeannette, 30, shared a more intimate view of the shambling clod. "Yesterday during breakfast, I told Jeff to try taking charge of his life more, because I know he has it in him to make it happen," Jeannette said. "I could tell he was considering what I said, but then he seemed to forget all about it when the potato pancakes were served."[/quote] Oh, that's rich. You really stick to both slackers AND small town papers that run feel-good stories. Finally, someone puts them in their place(s). Congrats, guys, that has to be some sort of record. I can't wait for the 50th Anniversary Edition of the "Guy Does Nothing, We Report It" story.[/quote]