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Good to see nothing's changed at The Onion by I need clarification 12/15/2005, 11:16pm PST
They've been doing this story for about eight million years. Realizing this, they broke out the thesaurus.

Onion wrote:

Koegle's wife Jeannette, 30, shared a more intimate view of the shambling clod.

"Yesterday during breakfast, I told Jeff to try taking charge of his life more, because I know he has it in him to make it happen," Jeannette said. "I could tell he was considering what I said, but then he seemed to forget all about it when the potato pancakes were served."

Oh, that's rich. You really stick to both slackers AND small town papers that run feel-good stories. Finally, someone puts them in their place(s).

Congrats, guys, that has to be some sort of record. I can't wait for the 50th Anniversary Edition of the "Guy Does Nothing, We Report It" story.
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    Mildly Amusing Headline Stretched To Fourteen Unfunny Paragraphs NT by The Onion 12/16/2005, 1:56am PST NEW
        Onion reader makes same old strained headline joke -nt NT by The Yam 12/16/2005, 10:57am PST NEW
            Moron indignant that more people don't like same joke written 40 times NT by The Onion Fucking Sucks 12/16/2005, 11:07am PST NEW
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