Forum Overview :: Reviews :: Gunbound (PC)

[quote name="Fussbett"]<center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound-jhoh.gif"></img></center> Hailing from Korea, <b>Gunbound</b> is a new online PC game sweeping the scene. The scene of people who like cute avatars and/or Worms/Scorched Earth. The turn-based artillery fire you would expect, simplified from the late Worms games, and then the obssessive Korean MMORPG aspects piled on top. Sanitario666: "Thank you for loving <b>Gunbound</b>" Sanitario666: That's a bit presumptuous of them. Jhoh Cable: BUT YOU ARE WELCOME ANYWAY Sanitario666: I agreed to the Terms of Service. Sanitario666: They seemed fair. Sanitario666: Make a guild! Sanitario666: "You have to leve of silver axe to make a guild" Sanitario666: Well then. Jhoh Cable: Wow! Jhoh Cable: I don't know what a silver axe is but it's some kind of qualifier for a lot of shit. Sanitario666: I better get to silver axe after two games. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound1.gif"></img></center> It's important to pick the right vehicle before each match, because they all have different strengths. In the above image, Jhoh can't find the <b>Gunbound</b> vehicle of his choice, and settles for the robotic spider he now uses exclusively. I chose mine based on those two descriptor words. EXPLOSION MACHINE. To round out the scene, Joosh (Jewsh) picks an ATV, and nicenugs416 calls one of us a "fahg" for talking shit over the PC. I don't remember who he was talking to or what shit we were talking, but I'm sure we were guilty. We talked shit almost non-stop. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound2.gif"></img></center> I compliment Jhoh on a nice shot while his robot spider blows a snot bubble. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound4.gif"></img></center> New match. Jewsh reviews the game while riding a glow worm. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound7.gif"></img></center> <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound5.gif"></img></center> Jhoh talks about <b>Gunbound</b> and homework. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound8.gif"></img></center> Here Jhoh and I are on opposing teams, and Jhoh marvels at my spectacular behind-the-back shot which the wind pushed onto his head. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound13.gif"></img></center> <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound9.gif"></img></center> Back on the same team, we three "chick" players (the newbie icon is a baby chick) beat three experienced guys, one of whom team-swapped before the match so that he could pick up the easy win against the newbie team with the fellow veterans... OR SO HE THOUGHT. Needless to say, we talked shit the entire round, as evidenced in these two pictures where I remind someone of their sexual orientation, Jewsh can't believe the retardation and Jhoh talks about what we'll do after the match (which we totally won). <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound10.gif"></img></center> "Is there a way to shoot? Or do I just sit here?" ToutSuite asks. Please note that he's firing a shot while saying this. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound11.gif"></img></center> ToutSuite did not realize that it was a turn-based game, and apparently just hammered on the spacebar any old time. <center><img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/gunbound12.gif"></img></center> ToutSuite leaves after one match, convinced it will never get better. The avatars of Jhoh and I GLARE AT HIM through the monitor as he disconnects.[/quote]