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[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="FABIO"][quote]WASHINGTON - Washington cautiously welcomed Wednesday's announcement that Iran was releasing the 15 British soldiers and sailors it has held for nearly two weeks. Vice President Dick Cheney said "it was unfortunate that they were ever taken in the first place."[/quote] "Great news, vice president! We don't have to move militarily against Iran!" Cheney: *grumble*[/quote] <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/colleen-werthmann/inappropriate-freedbriti_b_45165.html">Thanks, HuffPo!</a> Zseni's pick: Joe Tindell. Colleen only gave him 2.75 out of 4 because she's a fuckin toon who hates men. I <i>looo-o-o-ove</i> him! Perfect features and a Jay Leno jaw. Jaysus, even my brawny orcnine fist would shatter against that thing! He eats you out and it's like getting <i>plowed</i>. So hot![/quote]