Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Re: I have been talking with people.

[quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"]I’m living in a mixed, 8 bunk, 150 person backpackers right now and I’ve been talking to motherfuckers from all over about this. I can’t speak to Americans directly because they only leave their country for wars, but I’ve found Canadians, Englishmen, and Irishmen who’ve been to Vegas. They were amazed that my strip club allowed touching and at so low a rate. [/quote] I would've had the same no-touch Vegas story to tell you, but recently a friend claims that it's opened up to squeezing. He could be lying though. I'm just relaying the rumour. Those Canadians are not from Ontario, I'm guessing.[/quote] Strip club touching rumors are the worst. Everyone knows someone who's claimed to have been blown in the back room, much less having a stray hand touch a tit and not be thrown out right away. Meanwhile, everyone really just sits there with that horrible "fake bored" look on their face and their hands clamped to their thighs, hoping an ass cheek will brush against a knuckle surreptitiously and they can at least feel like they got something for their money. The worst thing for me has always been seeing someone I jerked off to working in a strip club unexpectedly. Obviously if it's a big name porn star(let), you expect them to be headlining a club and you just sit back and watch the show like everyone else. But when it's a soft-core late night cable queen you suddenly recognize, you're taken aback because you feel like you KNOW this person in real life and you instantly give that smile of recognition before realizing you actually just know her body really well and exactly when and in which films she can be seen writhing around in fake intercourse. This has happened to me more than once, memorably with some girl from "The Naked Detective," (she played the maid) and once from this girl named Alexander something, I can't remember the name of her movie only that she was in the third in the franchise and it was about a blind rich guy who played games with people FOR AMUSEMENT (she was disgusted/turned on). Both lapdances were memorable![/quote]