Forum Overview :: American McGee's Honda Civic :: God help you, Quétinbec. (Warning: do not read.)

[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Quétinbec"]- Does laudablepuss wear glasses?[/quote] Much like my friend's dog, who, if you just touch his nose and do nothing else, he'll wag his tail because HOORAY that qualifies as attention, you've gone and made me sadly wag my tail. I do wear glasses, and I'm bald. Or rather, I'm balding and I shave my head entirely or keep what's left at hair trimmer attachment one-length. I've mentioned before, I believe, that I use online dating websites to talk to all manner of lunatics from all over the world (maybe -- many of them are confirmed liars). I've recently gotten bored with that, though, and the people I meet in real life are plenty insane already. Just the other day, for example, I dropped off a very drunk girl of my acquaintance at her boyfriend's house. At that point, she insisted I stay for a drink or two (well okay, I'm easy) and then proceeded to kiss me and hug me a lot. Her boyfriend weighs twice what I do, is about 8 feet tall and, HELLO, was in the room. Haha! I extricated myself and escaped without dying, somehow. Good deeds and punishment, the sequel by Dostoevsky. The exciting conclusion to my comment in the Glen Beck hospital thread: back in March, my friend decided that living with cancer was unpleasant and difficult and went ahead and stopped. I sometimes visit a lovely picture of him in a glass case at the urn-museum or whatever you call it at the cemetery. This is the first and very likely the last in the "Boring facts about me" post series. Thanks for clicking, and if you actually read this, my sincere apologies.[/quote]