Forum Overview :: Reviews :: So I went ahead and got The Dorkness despite it obviously looking pretty bad.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]EXCLUSIVE PRE-REVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA HOT MILK SQUIRTING BLOWOUT Pro: Apparently here's a TV in it that has real TV on it, if I get too bored I could just watch that I guess. Con: The gremlin on the box is holding a minigun with FIVE barrels. Everyone knows real miniguns have SIX barrels (or three if they're the crappy kind) because of geometry and free masons and ??? Pro: Desensitizing myself to Mike Patton's spoooooooo(oooo)ky noises could give me a leg up in Left 4 Dead. Con: Can't return it after removing the shrink wrap. Verdict: Impossible. I'm going to put it on the shelf and wait for all this decision making to blow over.[/quote]