Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Fussbett"] A journey into adulthood usually doesn't start by throwing away your meager savings and then fleeing. Not that I advocate journeys into adulthood, but let's call your last youthful fling what it is: More of you avoiding responsibility. [/quote] I work in the financial services, an industry with nothing more to it than scaring clients into throwing away their lives to become 65 year old millionaires. Do you know how much joy a million dollars brings a 65 year old? Fuck all, because what can a 65 y/o do with a million dollars? Nothing will change the fact they’re 65 and it will fuck up everything they try to do, and every dollar they spend. So, while you’re young, you borrow. You borrow, you borrow, you borrow, and you travel to where the money goes furthest and the women come easiest. People have got it backwards. People are fucking up and ruining their lives. You are a fucking idiot. You know all you need to make you happy is a computer. Imagine how cool and cheap they’ll be when YOU’RE 65 and too old to entertain yourself any other way? And you’ll be sitting there with a million dollars and a wasted youth like a fucking idiot. Right now, though, you have even better options than computer games, so explore them while you’re young enough that they’re still open to you safe in the knowledge you’ll always have computers to fall back on no matter how bad things get because they’re cheap and awesome. [quote name="Fussbett"] After your trip I predict you'll come back to Australia or some other Commonwealth country that will have you, and your new girlfriend will encourage you to get a job to start the slow climb out of debt. Since she's half white she's more valuable to you than previous egg-faced "girlfriends" so you whip up another fake resume and land another bank job. Later, depression, and finally suicide. Some faggy method too. Pills maybe. Your suicide note will blame your father and the bank manager. There's my second Long Bet: Quétinbec dead by 2015.[/quote] Outrageous! But good call on the half-Japaneeeeeeze girls! Looking great but never quite fitting in and with nice strong attachment stylez. Yes please! [quote name="Fussbett"] It looks like I'll be in Taiwan in mid-2009 anyway, pal. I don't need your permission! And if I grow a beard back, that's my business too![/quote] Hey, I’m fucking Serpico in my passport photo! Don’t talk to me about beard’s and long hair. I had some shit going that would’ve rivalled even the most generous artist’s impression of you. And you know Taiwan is a place you need a reason to visit, right? I should have a Taiwanese girlfriend shortly. The seeds have been planted. That’d be my excuse. What’s yours? A Taiwanese girlfriend also?! [/quote]