Caltrops - Dwarf Fortress





	[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"][quote name="Quétinbec"]How do you buy groceries with that kind of attitude? And when you do, do you fall in love with the tellers and go home and masturbate over their memory?[/quote] There's this one "teller" (Australianism?) at the Safeway who looks like a very young (high school?) Jennifer Love Hewitt. Every time she smiles at me, I feel like a failure for not doing something clever to make her marry me. Then when I get outside and the pressure's off, I'll look at my stupid lonely loser purchases and get enraged and furiously shake my stack of frozen pizzas or take out my 2000 Flushes and stomp it into 2000 pieces. So I don't care much for supermarkets, either. [quote name="Quétinbec"]Also, why's a coffee shop scarier than a supermarket?[/quote] Because I have to stay in there for 45 minutes and I don't EVEN drink coffee. What am I going to do besides panic?[/quote]