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[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Fussbett"]I fully expected Owen Pallett to basically be your patron saint. A gay violin playing pretty boy musician whose nom de fag is <em>Final Fantasy</em>. What more could he do to be the perfectly lab-engineered Zseni dream? Forge swords? Well how about that at 13 he created some of the music for Epic Megagames' <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6cBR1JKfpU" target="you">Traffic Department 2192</a>? And this was after he made a game for Tim Sweeney's ASCII "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZZT" target="zzt">ZZT</a>" game platform called, of course, "<font color="pink">Quest for the Golden Tiara</font>". I mean sure his music sucks, but that hasn't stopped you before, right? (Oooooohhhhh)[/quote] The perfectly engineered Zseni music dream is Brock Lesnar and The Great Khali producing and performing songs that combine Lansing-Dreiden's architecture-fusion pop with David Bowie's sense of rhythm, Buckethead on guitar, and Mick Karn and Bootsy Collins on bass. Their stage show consists of them alternately kissing, singing, and punching each other in the stomach. The perfectly engineered Zseni sex dream is Jeff Goldblum with D-cups and a thing for extremely obese video game players. Sometimes I think you know me so well, Fussbett, and sometimes I think we must be perfect strangers. Well let's go ahead and list his capital sins in any event. 1. No disco, no rock, is just unbeautiful fainty music. 2. Has no bass?! This is enough to kill my boner for a band as legendary as The Doors, much less a male model's tenative vocal efforts. 3. There is nothing Owen Pallett is doing that Patrick Wolf isn't doing better, and I don't even like Patrick Wolf that much. 3a. Except video game music and being naturally blond. 3b. It would be hott if the two of them got parallel in any event.[/quote]