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by Zsenitan 11/06/2008, 9:34am PST |
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Fussbett wrote:
I fully expected Owen Pallett to basically be your patron saint. A gay violin playing pretty boy musician whose nom de fag is Final Fantasy. What more could he do to be the perfectly lab-engineered Zseni dream? Forge swords? Well how about that at 13 he created some of the music for Epic Megagames' Traffic Department 2192? And this was after he made a game for Tim Sweeney's ASCII "ZZT" game platform called, of course, "Quest for the Golden Tiara".
I mean sure his music sucks, but that hasn't stopped you before, right? (Oooooohhhhh)
The perfectly engineered Zseni music dream is Brock Lesnar and The Great Khali producing and performing songs that combine Lansing-Dreiden's architecture-fusion pop with David Bowie's sense of rhythm, Buckethead on guitar, and Mick Karn and Bootsy Collins on bass. Their stage show consists of them alternately kissing, singing, and punching each other in the stomach.
The perfectly engineered Zseni sex dream is Jeff Goldblum with D-cups and a thing for extremely obese video game players.
Sometimes I think you know me so well, Fussbett, and sometimes I think we must be perfect strangers.
Well let's go ahead and list his capital sins in any event.
1. No disco, no rock, is just unbeautiful fainty music.
2. Has no bass?! This is enough to kill my boner for a band as legendary as The Doors, much less a male model's tenative vocal efforts.
3. There is nothing Owen Pallett is doing that Patrick Wolf isn't doing better, and I don't even like Patrick Wolf that much.
3a. Except video game music and being naturally blond.
3b. It would be hott if the two of them got parallel in any event. |
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What song does Lars sample on "Ahab"? NT by i'm not giving name to a computer 11/03/2008, 5:55pm PST 
Re: What song does Lars sample on "Ahab"? by Helpful YouTuber 11/03/2008, 6:15pm PST
The kid who plays Pip is my new favorite actor, or actress NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/03/2008, 6:42pm PST
Supergrass, mang. by Zsenitan 11/03/2008, 8:20pm PST
PS: MC Lars can choke on a cock. So can that Final Fantasy prick. NT by Zsenitan 11/03/2008, 8:21pm PST
Whoa! What the fuck did MC Lars do?? Let's not say things we can't take back NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/03/2008, 8:46pm PST
Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. NT by Zsenitan 11/03/2008, 9:50pm PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/06/2008, 12:24am PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Zsenitan 11/06/2008, 2:09am PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/06/2008, 12:27pm PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Zsenitan 11/06/2008, 12:45pm PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Quétinbec 11/06/2008, 7:53pm PST
Actually, Iggy Pop wrote China Girl did you know that, bowie wrote All the Young NT by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 12:42pm PST
What. NT by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 4:30pm PST
Iggy recorded it first (and best), but I'm pretty sure Bowie wrote it for him :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2008, 9:34pm PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by China Girl 11/27/2008, 6:20pm PST
I laughed when he said "pregnant woman's belly" because it's exactly what I was NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/27/2008, 6:51pm PST
Haha mentioning Bowie, the most hookiest hooker that ever hooked NT by You know nothing about music, Zseni 11/07/2008, 12:39pm PST
What. NT by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 4:29pm PST
Heroes, Life on Mars, Young American, Let's Dance, hook hook hook hook hook hook NT by You don't even know Bowie 11/07/2008, 8:41pm PST
Man owns copy of CHANGESBOWIE, considers it entire worthwhile output of artist. by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 11:25pm PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Choson 11/06/2008, 12:19pm PST
Re: Sounds like lunch break at a speech and debate tournament. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/06/2008, 12:34pm PST
The Final Fantasy guy chokes on cocks READILY. You should wish pussy at him. NT by Fussbett 11/03/2008, 9:27pm PST
Nobuo Uematsu? NT by Entropy Stew 11/06/2008, 1:52am PST
No, he is not half as gay as Owen Pallett. Not musically nor otherwise. NT by Zsenitan 11/06/2008, 2:10am PST
Goddamn right >:( by Entropy Stew 11/06/2008, 2:19am PST
He sucks. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/06/2008, 3:20am PST
As luck would have it, your opinion does not matter and you should feel bad NT by Entropy Stew 11/06/2008, 3:51am PST
Well feel this. *dicks* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 11/06/2008, 4:02am PST
Days later, I still can't believe you hate Owen Pallett by Fussbett 11/06/2008, 2:46am PST
Have we met? by Zsenitan 11/06/2008, 9:34am PST
Would it change your mind if I said that *I* like Final Fantasy? by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2008, 4:40am PST
Yes, he's the perfect band for unemployed shut-ins. I am a busy pussy and have o NT by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 11:13am PST
I meant to say the Doors had a bass player, she was a girl, I do know about musi NT by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 12:45pm PST
stop making sense NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/07/2008, 1:05pm PST
What. NT by Zsenitan 11/07/2008, 4:30pm PST
metallica is sampling songs now? by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/04/2008, 3:21pm PST
Excellent post. NT by Caltrops Ombudsman 11/06/2008, 1:49pm PST
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