Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Guman preparedness

[quote name="Last"]My work had a gunman preparedness meeting this morning where they discussed the need for each department to have a plan in mind. The point was for us to think about what escape routes we should take and to think about where the exits are, etc. We get back to the office and Jeff in the next office says we should meet up and talk about all the very important stuff that we learned. I figure he's joking and say how about we all talk about it over some beers at lunch. He coldly informs me that this is no laughing matter, and I feel chastised until a minute later when Dan walks in the front door holding his finger like a gun. Jeff says "PAUSE! Okay, everyone, what should we do now? I'm going to dive to the floor and crawl under my desk. Jim! Aaron! What is your first move?" Jim and Aaron describe how they'd hide behind a support column or climb up into the ductwork while Jeff nods solemnly. HMM, YES, NOW WE ARE PREPARED.[/quote]