Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: Re: He's following some of your shirt advice already.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Fussbett"] <img src="http://www.bluh.org/me1.jpg">[/quote] A lot of lazy, ugly men wear shirts of loose spun flannely fabric because they're too lazy to iron, and after a little while on, the heat of their massive bodies melts the shirt's wrinkles and makes them smooth enough. Convenient, but because these fabrics attract lazy men who don't have girlfriends to iron for them or motivate them to iron, the fabrics come with a reputation. Not that that would matter to a guy like this. While a guy like this waits for his wrinkles to melt, he looks stupid, but remember: with a face like that, most people will write him off immediately, and anyone who doesn't isn't going to be very discerning so there's not a whole lot of need for his attention to detail. In this picture, we see that it's morning and this man hasn't yet been up for long enough for his shirt's wrinkles to melt. Three people in a car have come to pick him up or drop him off at a very unpopular looking place, but as boring as it looks, expectations are high and the person in the backseat has brought a camera which they've used to take this picture, which this guy was so proud of he put it on the internet. Here's the only moral of this man's terrible story: not wanting to iron doesn't mean you're stuck dressing like a 50 year old with semi-flannel horseshit. As a result of the boom in upmarket travel wear and sports companies trying to sidestep patents on successful new polyesters like dri-fit and coolmax, dozens of great new polyester fabrics have been developed. These don't wrinkle, breathe well, and look great. Don't be afraid of them. Also, don't be a fucking faggot.[/quote]