Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven :: I never would have bumped uglies with BDR

[quote name="Zsenitan"]Never insult me like that again. I don't fuck weak men and I certainly don't marry them. You must be strong like steel to withstand the blows of my clitoral hammer, QB; strong like mountains and sage armies to bear up under the punishing emotional and intellectual eviscerations I serve alongside dinner. You must be a man of great purpose, density, and potency to not feel like a flagellate pet next to my sheer bulk and overwhelming physicality. The Weaponsmith is such a man: eldritch, muscular, unusually beautiful. I don't even care what kind of crazy complexes keep him hanging out in Casa de la Zseni! Only an idiot questions the means that determine such unworldly ends. He is all mine and a hundred thousand BDRs, post-therapy and post-plastic-surgery, couldn't satisfy me half so well.[/quote]