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by Zsenitan 01/02/2009, 12:56am PST |
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Never insult me like that again.
I don't fuck weak men and I certainly don't marry them. You must be strong like steel to withstand the blows of my clitoral hammer, QB; strong like mountains and sage armies to bear up under the punishing emotional and intellectual eviscerations I serve alongside dinner. You must be a man of great purpose, density, and potency to not feel like a flagellate pet next to my sheer bulk and overwhelming physicality.
The Weaponsmith is such a man: eldritch, muscular, unusually beautiful. I don't even care what kind of crazy complexes keep him hanging out in Casa de la Zseni! Only an idiot questions the means that determine such unworldly ends. He is all mine and a hundred thousand BDRs, post-therapy and post-plastic-surgery, couldn't satisfy me half so well. |
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2008 in music by Zsenitan 12/27/2008, 1:02pm PST 
I didn't understand about 75% of that (you wrote it badly) by Fullofkittens 12/27/2008, 1:10pm PST
If it's not Energy Story, I'll cry by Zsenitan 12/27/2008, 5:05pm PST
Here's the 2008 top 10 albums. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/28/2008, 12:43am PST
did Weird Al release an album this year? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/28/2008, 2:43am PST
Did anyone check out what the YHBTM guy is doing now? by Worm 12/28/2008, 8:13am PST
Zseni's world continues to shrink... by Everyone 12/28/2008, 8:02am PST
Zseni is cool and Zseni's mixtape is cool NT by Attractive People (not Everyone) 12/28/2008, 12:16pm PST
Gotta second this sentiment right here. Zseni is rad action. NT by Genius Scientists 12/28/2008, 12:16pm PST
Zseni is so cool she's defeating global warming all by herself NT by Cool Kids in High Schools 12/28/2008, 12:17pm PST
tbh the only reason Everyone hates Zseni is because Everyone secretly loves Zsen NT by Everyone's Best Friend 12/28/2008, 12:18pm PST
Zseni is my homenigga NT by Obama & His Cool Administrationeers 12/28/2008, 12:19pm PST
The way I feel about Zseni is the way I feel about money and power. NT by Vladimir Putin & his Tiger Cub 12/28/2008, 12:19pm PST
Well I my very own self agree with Everyone. Zseni is stupid and dum. NT by Dick & Lon Cheney 12/28/2008, 12:20pm PST
Ditto! NT by Dubya 12/28/2008, 12:20pm PST
Ditto! NT by Justices Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Ke 12/28/2008, 12:22pm PST
Ditto! NT by Robert Mugabe 12/28/2008, 12:22pm PST
Ditto! NT by Rod Stewart & James Blunt 12/28/2008, 12:23pm PST
Ditto :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/28/2008, 2:22pm PST
Zseni is like... what I... yknow.... wanna be yknow... GOD DAMNIT WHAT IS YOUR P NT by Nathan Explosion 12/28/2008, 12:24pm PST
Ja I wanna be Zseni too. NT by Skwigar Skwigelf *shredding* 12/28/2008, 12:25pm PST
Yeah most of my Snakes & Barrels songs were actually about Zseni you know! NT by Pickles 12/28/2008, 12:26pm PST
Woooowwwweeee! Zsenis is even cooleres than before now! NT by Toki Wartooth 12/28/2008, 12:26pm PST
This is a case study in the detrimental effects of unlimited anonymous posting NT by Clay Shirky 12/28/2008, 3:11pm PST
Once again, Caltrops has been irretrievably damaged by... *sunglasses* posting. NT by Post Police on lookout for keyboard 12/28/2008, 3:27pm PST
So....YEEEAH? NT by Fortinbras 12/28/2008, 6:54pm PST
Pausing after a "by" is a dangerous "preposition" (proposition). by René Balcer 12/28/2008, 11:58pm PST
*sunglasses posting* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/29/2008, 12:25am PST
Just FYI this wasn't really me. NT by Everyone 12/28/2008, 12:25pm PST
You're so full of shit, man NT by Everyone's Best Friend 12/28/2008, 12:27pm PST
BTW Zseni that Praxis album is fuckin capital A awesome. NT by Everyone's Best Friend 12/28/2008, 12:32pm PST
caltrops needs a "mark all as read" button NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/28/2008, 4:40pm PST
And something that deletes any exchange between you, Creexul and worm NT by Caltrops 12/30/2008, 10:36am PST
All you'd really need to delete is the wrom part then (problem solved dinggratz) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/30/2008, 10:38am PST
So you're really fat, right? That's you? NT by New Guy 12/28/2008, 6:10pm PST
Huge, yes. NT by Zsenitan 12/28/2008, 7:28pm PST
... and your titties are how big, exactly? NT by Everyone 12/28/2008, 10:39pm PST
I'd have to get breast implants to have a mastectomy. NT by Zsenitan 12/28/2008, 10:55pm PST
You're really sensitive about your weight :( NT by Fortinbras 12/29/2008, 3:28pm PST
Nah, she's too smart to tell the truth, is all. by Last 12/30/2008, 7:41am PST
This is very sweet but unfortunately untrue. by Zsenitan 12/30/2008, 9:46am PST
Re: This is very sweet but unfortunately untrue. by Last 12/30/2008, 10:23am PST
You speak sooth. Nevertheless, I could be the de facto forum faggot. by (Except that spot is taken.) -Zseni 12/30/2008, 3:15pm PST
I thougt the Zseni Maneuver involved granny porn NT by Entropy Stew 12/30/2008, 10:13am PST
Re: Nah, she's too smart to tell the truth, is all. by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:36pm PST
The food is infinitely better in America, you goblin NT by - 12/30/2008, 6:21pm PST
Big words from someone living outside the US, PAL. >:( by Last 12/30/2008, 6:34pm PST
I never would have bumped uglies with BDR by Zsenitan 01/02/2009, 12:56am PST
This is my GTA4 "Independence FM" playlist. Thank you. NT by Last 12/29/2008, 12:37pm PST
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