Forum Overview :: Still Life :: Another two months, another lateral promotion.

[quote name="Zsenitan"]Well now I'm in charge of hardware. Not little hardware! Big hardware! Expensive meaningful hardware. How the fuck would I know about hardware, I still flinch at the sound of power tools. I didn't know what a ratchet was at this time last year. That's why I have a man! To fix everything! I don't know how electricity <i>works</i>! Kinda freaking out about this, Caltrops. I keep getting moved into positions of increasingly technical orientation not because I'm capable but because I haven't been caught fucking up. And now I'm not even going to be in the clean, calm, executive-facing office building; I get my own miniature palace of tools I can barely use and half of a warehouse. My cheese has been utterly moved.[/quote]